There are some songs that eternally bring the gayness every time they are played. What are some of the worst songs regardless of subgenre of metal? Do you they cause you to laugh until your sides cave in? Or do you they just piss you off to where you just break something?
My picks are:
Manowar-Return of the warlord (Bar none the worst lyrics of all songs. "If you like metal, your my friend". It's so cheesy and the biker noises, on top of the most derivative metal riffs of all time.
Six feet under-Murdered in the basement (You can hear Chris Barnes try so hard to sound threatening. Not to mention the chorus is terrible)
Slayer-Hate Worldwide (I appreciate the old guys still thrashing, but the production makes Araya sound too loud. Not to mention the lyrics are terrible.
Metallica-Frantic (easily one of the most annoying for that snare tone, and the worst chorus known to man (FRANTIC TICK TICK TICK TICK TICK TOCK)
Devourment-Baby killer (one of the dryest guitar tones I've heard, and those terrible piggy vocals on top of it. Terrible song)
Into Eternity-Severe emotional stress (Stu's lyrics beg scream emo, and wanting himself to cut his wrsts. Not to mention the drums are overtrigged. awful stuff)
Mastodon-Colony of Birchmen (one of the worst vocal performances I've heard from the band.)
these are just a few.