Man, Steve, this stopped being funny months ago. We get it, you have an opinion. That's nice and all. Funny thing is, so does everyone else and for the most part, the rest of us keep our bullshit like this in check (like I said, for the most part). There's no need to constantly attack anything you don't like as if it somehow makes you more musically inclined, just say you don't like it or don't bother commenting at all. It'll not kill you and it'll save on the near endless vitriol that you post on here.
Fuck, it's shit like this that makes me embarrassed to admit I like metal. Fills all the negative stereotypes and cliches about us being utter cunts. There's more to life that proving how br00tal you are due to the music you listen to. Jesus Raptorhunting Christ. And probably the most important thing: It's fucking boring.
tl;dr I'mma go listen to early jazz stuff.
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