Transformers 3. It was awesome.
It was awesomely violent with awesome special effects. It had some cool one liners and some funny gags.
Seeing Optimus Prime go absolutely sick and kill fucking everything (Decepticon wise) was a definite highlight.
These days I like movies where the good guys kill fucking everything with righteous fury.
Nothing says righteous fury better than carving up multitudes your foes with a sword or hoeing into them with a pair of Heckler and Koch MP5Ks spewing 9mm Parabellum like there's no tomorrow.
Of course you have to build it up by making the bad guys really deserve it. Then lock and load and unleash.
Back in the day I used to like arty movies. Then I saw 5 arty movies in a row including that unfunny piece of shit, the Darjeeling Express. The other 4 were equally dismal with dull characters, next to no plot and generally tedious. They didn't even really have endings.
Something clicked on that day and I went back to loving movies for sheer entertainment value and not giving a damn about dull "intellectual" plots, anal characters and all that other stuff.
As someone in Southpark once said, "all arthouse movies are about gay cowboys eating pudding."
So Roger Ebert can go fuck himself.