I Love You, Phillip Morris. Jim Carrey being an eccentric gay man re-enacting Catch Me If You Can... Umm it was pretty good compared to the next movies I watched.
Human Centipede 2. Luckily, I didn't have to see the first one because there were enough flashbacks to fill me in. This movie was so fucking grotesque and basically worthless. Most horror series wait till the sixth or seventh sequel to get all meta and start recognizing the film is a film but they do this in the first sequel. It's seriously fucked up. Any coherence the first film may have had has been thrown out apparently in order to amp up the obscenity.
Titanic II. Yes. How? How? A commemorative voyage a century later with a newly built boat. Then global warming causes a glacier to fall into the ocean unleashing a tsunami. An 800 mph tsunami. Yes. That fucking stupid. The tsunami itself does not topple the boat but it launches an iceberg into the side of the boat. And the boat designers only prepared the boat to run headlong into an iceberg. They weren't prepared for side damage. It was fucking bad and should totally be re-edited to be a porno. The actors and actresses looked the part and there were some definite moments that I was afraid it was going to devolve into that.
