The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal, aged six.
The England Team will make history. They will be the first white men to land into England and told to fuck off back to Africa.
David Blaine is said to be gutted as his record of doing nothing in a box for 42 days has been broken by Wayne Rooney.
Why did the chicken cross the road? According to FIFA, it didn't.
Why can you never get a cup of tea at an England match? Cos all the mugs are on the pitch
These jokes cross the line. OR DO THEY?! Referee says no.
At least England need not to worry about Robert Green dropping the wc trophy.