EisenFaust wroteI'm seriously considering buying myself a cell-phone :omfg😛erhaps it is time for me to embrace the millenium...
I was in your position about a month ago. Got one as a present, and I've never looked back, they're amazingly useful.
Anyways, what I came in here for:

This just makes me want to sit in the corner and scream. NOTHING MATTERS!