An Asian woman is driving home on a winding highway. To make matters worse, it's raining pretty badly. She takes her time, shows caution, and arrives home safely.
A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They sit down, have a drink, and amicably swap stories.
A Catholic priest is walking down the street when a young boy drops some money and doesn't notice. The priest picks it up, catches the boy's attention, and gives the money back.
"Thanks," the boy says.
"No problem," the priest says, "Take care."
A black man and a white man suddenly crash their cars at a busy intersection. After the white man calms down and sees that he seems to have sustained no injury, her steps out. The black man says, "Are you alright?"
"Yeah," the white man replies.
This isn't quite in the same vein as the other jokes, but it's still gold:
A priest, a rabbi, and a whale walk into a bar. The priest says, "I believe that Jesus Christ is our savior, and he died to absolve our sins. I'll have a white russian." Then the rabbi says, "I believe that our savior has yet to walk the earth and that God's word is our greatest form of guidance. I'll have a martini." The whale says,
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUA"
