For fucks sake, are you TRYING to be the quintessential metalhead=braindead, burnout, asshole, loser stereotype?
Try watching a video detailing the utter hell that girl has gone through her entire life because some rich white kid made a horrendous decision(which he rots in prison for) and tell me how funny it is. Maybe then you'd do something more with your life than concocting outlandish stories and bragging about them on the internet of all places.