A joke:
A man has a friend at work with whom he makes idle converstion with from time to time. One day, during a smoke break, this friend starts telling the guy about a local whorehouse; saying it was the best whorehouse he had ever gone to. He tells the guy where it is and recommends it.
That evening, the guy is driving home and remembers his buddy's recommendation of that whorehouse. He decides to stop in. He reaches the place, walks in, and approaches the counter. He asks the woman at the counter for a good deal. She tells him $50. He pays the money, and is given the keys and directions to the room.
He enters the room to find a sedated chicken lying on the bed. His first thoughts are, "Man, I've been fucked over". Yet, after considering the fact that he is extremely horny, he begins to reluctantly have sex with the chicken. He begins to get into it and think that it is quite possibly some of the best sex he has ever had, and decides to come back on day.
Around a week later, he's driving around, pissed off, and sees the whorehouse. He decides to revisit it. He walks in, sees a different woman at the counter, and asks for a good deal. She tells him $50 and he pays it. He is given the directions to the room and told it is unlocked.
He walks into the specified room to find three men looking through a two-way mirror. On the other side of the mirror are a gorgeous man and woman having rough sex. The guy leans over to another and says,"This is wonderful."
To which the other man replied, "You think this is great, you should have seen that guy and the chicken last week!"
