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Colonel_Kurtz

A joke:
A man opens his apartment door and sees a snail in front of him. The man picks up the snail and throws it across the hallway(obviously in bad temperament).
Three years later, the man opens the door to find the same snail in front of the door.
The snail says:"Dude, what the fuck was that about?"

Goat

No-one will get this, but it made me lol:

The invisible man is getting really sick of being invisible. He's
forever dodging being run over and having people push in front of him
in the queue at the Post Office. So he goes to his doctor and says:
"Doctor, isn't there anything that can be done to stop me from being
invisible?"

The doctor thinks for a while before replying: "Have you considered
contacting Lord Levy, and pledging GBP250,000?"

"No," says the invisible man, bemused. "Why do you think that would
help?"

"Well," replies the doctor, "if you give the Labour party a quarter of
a million, they're sure to make you appear."

:lol:

noodles

Superman was flying along one day, and he saw Wonder Woman sunbathing, naked on the top of an apartment building. Because he was fast enough to have sex with her and fly off before she could do anything, he swooped down on his prey and left less than a second later.

"That was sure a strong gust of wind." said Wonder Woman.

"My ass hurts." said the Invisible Man.

i told that so badly

Goat

noodles wrote
Superman was flying along one day, and he saw Wonder Woman sunbathing, naked on the top of an apartment building. Because he was fast enough to have sex with her and fly off before she could do anything, he swooped down on his prey and left less than a second later."That was sure a strong gust of wind." said Wonder Woman."My ass hurts." said the Invisible Man.i told that so badly

Isn't that from Hollow Man? Kevin Bacon r00lz.

Goat

😃

Azrael

really nice image there, Zad.

Kathaarian

That image is fucken scary if its anything.

Goat

Kathaarian wrote
That image is fucken scary if its anything.

It shows the crushing of the fascist weaklings by the heroic Soviet warriors. What's wrong with that?

Eternal_Idol

Zad wrote
Kathaarian wrote
That image is fucken scary if its anything.
It shows the crushing of the fascist weaklings by the heroic Soviet warriors. What's wrong with that?

Yeah, and then they went and stood in a breadline for 7 hours. Hooray for communism. It works so well in the real world. :roll:

Goat

Eternal Idol wrote
Zad wrote
Kathaarian wrote
That image is fucken scary if its anything.
It shows the crushing of the fascist weaklings by the heroic Soviet warriors. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, and then they went and stood in a breadline for 7 hours. Hooray for communism. It works so well in the real world. :roll:

Only because of the capitalist goverment that was set up by the traitor Stalin. Were Trotsky to have taken power instead, as Comrade Lenin wished, then the world would be that much closer to the ideal condition of communism (your example refering to the dictatorships set up to promote that plane of existence).

Eternal_Idol

Zad wrote
Eternal Idol wrote
Zad wrote
Kathaarian wrote
That image is fucken scary if its anything.
It shows the crushing of the fascist weaklings by the heroic Soviet warriors. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, and then they went and stood in a breadline for 7 hours. Hooray for communism. It works so well in the real world. :roll:
Only because of the capitalist goverment that was set up by the traitor Stalin. Were Trotsky to have taken power instead, as Comrade Lenin wished, then the world would be that much closer to the ideal condition of communism (your example refering to the dictatorships set up to promote that plane of existence).

You do realize that even China of all places now has rudimentary free markets right? You know why? Because communism doesn't work. It's still a many serve the few system. But, instead of Capitalism, one guy reaps all of the benefits, while the common man STILL suffers. It's a good idea, but it doesn't work in reality. It will always devolve into a dictatorship, as it always does.

North_From_Here

Zad wrote
Eternal Idol wrote
Zad wrote
Kathaarian wrote
That image is fucken scary if its anything.
It shows the crushing of the fascist weaklings by the heroic Soviet warriors. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, and then they went and stood in a breadline for 7 hours. Hooray for communism. It works so well in the real world. :roll:
Only because of the capitalist goverment that was set up by the traitor Stalin. Were Trotsky to have taken power instead, as Comrade Lenin wished, then the world would be that much closer to the ideal condition of communism (your example refering to the dictatorships set up to promote that plane of existence).

Lenin's last testament explicitly said he wanted Stalin out of power, and I think we'd all agree that the world would have been better off without him. The power struggle after Lenin was a fascinating and saddening event. Zinoviev and Kamenev(both excuted during Stalin's 30s purges) both underestimated Stalin's ambition, and therefore they formed a troika to block Trotsky's accession to power. With Trotsky weakened Stalin was able to emerge from the troika in charge, and by now (26-27) all opposition was unable to overcome Stalin. I'm not so sure Trotsky would have led the Soviets to the promised land, but he couldn't have done worse. :wink:

Goat

Eternal Idol wrote
Zad wrote
Eternal Idol wrote
Zad wrote
Kathaarian wrote
That image is fucken scary if its anything.
It shows the crushing of the fascist weaklings by the heroic Soviet warriors. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, and then they went and stood in a breadline for 7 hours. Hooray for communism. It works so well in the real world. :roll:
Only because of the capitalist goverment that was set up by the traitor Stalin. Were Trotsky to have taken power instead, as Comrade Lenin wished, then the world would be that much closer to the ideal condition of communism (your example refering to the dictatorships set up to promote that plane of existence).
You do realize that even China of all places now has rudimentary free markets right? You know why? Because communism doesn't work. It's still a many serve the few system. But, instead of Capitalism, one guy reaps all of the benefits, while the common man STILL suffers. It's a good idea, but it doesn't work in reality. It will always devolve into a dictatorship, as it always does.

There has never been a proper Communist goverment. It's always been dictatorships set up to achieve that state, as I said. When men come who are beyond the curse of greed, then our dream will become reality.

You do realise I'm not serious, right? :wink:

noodles

China isn't really communism because the working class is manufacturing goods for the purpose of profit.

Goat

emperorblackdoom wrote
Zad wrote
Eternal Idol wrote
Zad wrote
Kathaarian wrote
That image is fucken scary if its anything.
It shows the crushing of the fascist weaklings by the heroic Soviet warriors. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, and then they went and stood in a breadline for 7 hours. Hooray for communism. It works so well in the real world. :roll:
Only because of the capitalist goverment that was set up by the traitor Stalin. Were Trotsky to have taken power instead, as Comrade Lenin wished, then the world would be that much closer to the ideal condition of communism (your example refering to the dictatorships set up to promote that plane of existence).
Lenin's last testament explicitly said he wanted Stalin out of power, and I think we'd all agree that the world would have been better off without him. The power struggle after Lenin was a fascinating and saddening event. Zinoviev and Kamenev(both excuted during Stalin's 30s purges) both underestimated Stalin's ambition, and therefore they formed a troika to block Trotsky's accession to power. With Trotsky weakened Stalin was able to emerge from the troika in charge, and by now (26-27) all opposition was unable to overcome Stalin. I'm not so sure Trotsky would have led the Soviets to the promised land, but he couldn't have done worse. :wink:

Sorry, missed this. Yes, it's very interesting, not least because it does lead to an ideal society. The fact that so much harm has been done in its name is sad. Not to mention poor old Trotsky getting an ice pick in his head. :shock:

noodles

Listening to lateralus high is fun

Eternal_Idol

Zad wrote
Eternal Idol wrote
Zad wrote
Eternal Idol wrote
Zad wrote
Kathaarian wrote
That image is fucken scary if its anything.
It shows the crushing of the fascist weaklings by the heroic Soviet warriors. What's wrong with that?
Yeah, and then they went and stood in a breadline for 7 hours. Hooray for communism. It works so well in the real world. :roll:
Only because of the capitalist goverment that was set up by the traitor Stalin. Were Trotsky to have taken power instead, as Comrade Lenin wished, then the world would be that much closer to the ideal condition of communism (your example refering to the dictatorships set up to promote that plane of existence).
You do realize that even China of all places now has rudimentary free markets right? You know why? Because communism doesn't work. It's still a many serve the few system. But, instead of Capitalism, one guy reaps all of the benefits, while the common man STILL suffers. It's a good idea, but it doesn't work in reality. It will always devolve into a dictatorship, as it always does.
There has never been a proper Communist goverment. It's always been dictatorships set up to achieve that state, as I said. When men come who are beyond the curse of greed, then our dream will become reality.You do realise I'm not serious, right? :wink:

I guessed as much, but conversation is the reason why we're all here.

noodles

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purty girl

and its safe for work!

The_Silent_Man

So I get a customer yesterday, when we get to the veggie section, she mumbles into the glass "Lettuce.. ayo.. sjhdjhd" I thought I heard Mayo, so I put Mayo on it and the convo goes like this:

Dumbass: What kind of sauce is that?
Me: Its Mayo
Dumbass: I didnt ask for Mayo, I said Tomato.
Me: Oh, ok, sorry about that.

So then I wipe the sauce off the sub and put tomatoes on it, then ask:

Me: Ok, so what kind of sauce would you like.
Dumbass: Mayo.

Metalhead_Bastard

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Yeah Noodles she is pretty hot but her face is kinda wierd.

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