i just took a big dump while reading a new issue of Terrorizer magazine, it felt great while i was on the Porcelain Throne.
props to the Throne too, when i looked down at my work when i was done i thought "oh damn, i think we've got an unflushable here", but i flushed and it went down perfectly, no stains or anything.
this reminds me of a funny story, i'd post it at the tales from the bowl thread but i can't be arsed to find it, so here it goes:
while i was on vacation at Milfontes with my classmates, i took a HUGE dump one night, and it turned out to be an unflushable. i flushed like 3 or 4 times and it wouldn't go. i go and get a stick to try to break the turd, but the stick breaks in half, leaving me even deeper in shit (no pun intended). if i tried to flush the stick could get stuck, which would suck. i manage to get it out with the "toilet brush" thingy. next i ask my friend who was still awake and had been drinking beer to go and unload his tank with maximum force, maybe the "piss jet" would break it apart. no such luck.
he suggests using a glove from the dishes, but i decided not to because it would be hard to dispose of it without being discovered.
next i try Fairy (the detergent), i thought that maybe it would break apart the rock-hard turd. instead all it did was make bubbles in the toilet.
i flushed a lot during this time, totalling around 15 flushes without getting the turd to go down (i'm proud, of course). in desperation i pick up the toilet brush and mercilessly attack the turd, succeeding in breaking it apart. the brush was disgusting after that, but the shit was all on one side, i turned it to the wall and the problem was solved.
oh, the memories...
