[wogbog] oh dude one of my friends from school is having a kid, the idea of him having a kid scares me
[wogbog] i hope his girlfriend is really responsible because he's like
[wogbog] not
[wogbog] me procreating would be awesome
[wogbog] i'd have like a little kid to sculpt my beliefs into
[wogbog] then when they disagreed with me i could be all proud that they're forming their own views of the world
[wogbog] then when they disobeyed me i could give them the taste of the back of my hand
[Brynjulfsson] If you and Kelso had a kid, it'd probably turn out to be the lankiest bastard the world has seen.
[wogbog] and be all "rawr patriarch!~!!
[wogbog] i wonder if its hair would be black and wavey
[wogbog] that would be hawt
[wogbog] straight and brown wouldnt work though
[wogbog] it just wouldnt
[Brynjulfsson] The downside of you procreating is that you'd ultimately end up in jail for paedophilia, since you'd make such a cute little baby girl you wouldn't be able to keep your hands off her.
[wogbog] i'd have to press the restart button if that happened and re-roll the character stats
[wogbog] wtf ;_:
[Brynjulfsson] You're such a geek, wog.
[wogbog] that was pretty geeky wasnt it...
[Brynjulfsson] Yes it was.
[Brynjulfsson] And since when do character stats define appearance?
[wogbog] NOW WHO'S THE GEEK
