YEAH WHAT UP NIMA
went out last night. helped a friend with her master's thesis and she paid me back last night in beer and shots. got completely smashed, in the bar bathroom some guy asked if he could suck my dick (he first asked for a "broche", portuguese for blow job, and then asked if i spoke portuguese and said in plain terms "can i suck your penis?"". fell asleep on the bus home, when i realised i got off immediately, as it had already passed my home stop, only to find out that it had already turned around and was going my way.
this is how we roll