Metal Reviews

I helped out a friend of mine on his multimedia project a few weeks ago. All these four guys are total stoners and fun to hang out with. 3 out of 4 of them are metalheads as well.

But everything else from the compiling to the editing, was all done by my friend and his group mates. Note that none of them have any experience making a video. First timer stuff......but I like it quite a lot. I'm very proud of my friends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1yZ3dfyeQ

Me and my friends made a series of movies on his phone called Treestalker:1,2 and 3. They're like those Hollywood DVD films you get which are funny 'cuz they're so bad. If I can upload em somehow I will, they're hialrious-I'm amy, the young girl who the Treestalker seems to kill several times.

Me and my mates have 2 ideas for movies.

1. Big Box. This is about a giant hovering box jellyfish that terrorizes a sleepy seaside town. It involves copious vaginal innuendo.

2. Megacarrier. This one involves a giant aircraft carrier that rolls across the land on tank treads, defeating nations. It is so big that street gangs fight it out for supremacy down in the bilge decks.

My friend is going to make a film called "Moth, Baws" one of those oh-so-smart knowingly bad horrors with a Scottish twist.

So far ideas include hook-handed professor who bizzarely pluaralises words needlessly.

A planned exchange will go:
Person: "So why are you called Dr Hooks?"
Dr Hooks: [looking incredulously at the hook in place of his right hand] "Because of the hooks!"

My friend Barry is also slated to play Lesbian #2.