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hellraiser_xes
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rio wrote:
Another moist pussy

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That's one ugly pussy.


That is the animal version of Paris Hilton's vagina.


You mean her vagina has white fur, two orange balls and spiky pubic hair?! AAARRRGGGHHHH!! *starts puking and doesn't have an erection for the next 2 weeks*
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Eyesore wrote:
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Brahm_K wrote:
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This is disgusting and has no place on this board.


Note to Brahm: That's not a real vagina. It's a cat.

:wink:


Oh! Silly me! I so often mistake cats for vaginas these days; especially moist ones. They look and smell so similar. :wink:

You've not been exposed to either wet cat or vagina. They smell nothing alike.

What about wet cat vagina?

Ask a female cat.
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I like vagina.
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I like wet cat vagina.
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hellraiser_xes wrote:
Tlaloc wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
rio wrote:
Another moist pussy

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That's one ugly pussy.


That is the animal version of Paris Hilton's vagina.


You mean her vagina has white fur, two orange balls and spiky pubic hair?! AAARRRGGGHHHH!! *starts puking and doesn't have an erection for the next 2 weeks*

I've now actually got a hard-off.
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I can't possibly see how anyone would get a boner over Paris Hilton. I'm not a violent man, but I'm sure if I met her I would put her in a headlock and twist her head right off her neck - savouring the cracking and popping of each snapping vertebrae and tendon. Then I would tie her to my chariot and drag her corpse three times around my neighbourhood. The mangled remains I would then force feed to Nicole Ritchie while my trained monkeys stucco the whole scene with their excrement.
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Cú Chulainn
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Tlaloc wrote:
I can't possibly see how anyone would get a boner over Paris Hilton. I'm not a violent man, but I'm sure if I met her I would put her in a headlock and twist her head right off her neck - savouring the cracking and popping of each snapping vertebrae and tendon. Then I would tie her to my chariot and drag her corpse three times around my neighbourhood. The mangled remains I would then force feed to Nicole Ritchie while my trained monkeys stucco the whole scene with their excrement.


totally xD

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Tlaloc wrote:
I can't possibly see how anyone would get a boner over Paris Hilton. I'm not a violent man, but I'm sure if I met her I would put her in a headlock and twist her head right off her neck - savouring the cracking and popping of each snapping vertebrae and tendon. Then I would tie her to my chariot and drag her corpse three times around my neighbourhood. The mangled remains I would then force feed to Nicole Ritchie while my trained monkeys stucco the whole scene with their excrement.


You dont wanna fuck her corpse before ypu dispose it?
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hellraiser_xes wrote:
Tlaloc wrote:
I can't possibly see how anyone would get a boner over Paris Hilton. I'm not a violent man, but I'm sure if I met her I would put her in a headlock and twist her head right off her neck - savouring the cracking and popping of each snapping vertebrae and tendon. Then I would tie her to my chariot and drag her corpse three times around my neighbourhood. The mangled remains I would then force feed to Nicole Ritchie while my trained monkeys stucco the whole scene with their excrement.


You dont wanna fuck her corpse before ypu dispose it?


I'd rather fuck a bucket of snot.
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