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noodles
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You have 2 inches on me, Misha. That hardly makes you twice as tall.

Someone doesn't know how height measurements work!
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Hang on.... I couldn't beat Ken?

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Ken is easy to beat, two nice punches in the stomach, then you run away for like 10 minutes, wait till he is tired, punch him again and repeat the same process until he goes down!
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Ken is easy to beat, two nice punches in the stomach, then you run away for like 10 minutes, wait till he is tired, punch him again and repeat the same process until he goes down!

:blink:

Am I fat now?
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Dago
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Well no, but you are not skinny either!
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Anonymous
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That's known as kiting. Haha.
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Eyesore
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Dago wrote:
Well no, but you are not skinny either!

Well, no; but I'm solid. =)
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Craig versus Charles? Would the t-rex win or the zombie (saxophonist)?
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Craig versus Charles? Would the t-rex win or the zombie (saxophonist)?


T-REX for TEH wINorZ!
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Pretty much the best idea for a thread eva.
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Craig versus Charles? Would the t-rex win or the zombie (saxophonist)?


Hmm, yes if we were both represented by what's in our avatars there would be little competition. My only chance would be if I could get a bite on the sole of his scaly foot just as it stomped on me, thus condemning him to eventual zombification.
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Eyesore wrote:
Zad wrote:
Hang on.... I couldn't beat Ken?

:huh:

Correct.


It seems all I'd have to do to freak you out is spread mafia rumours about myself, then invite you bass fishing...



Or distract you with teenage porn.
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rio wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Craig versus Charles? Would the t-rex win or the zombie (saxophonist)?


Hmm, yes if we were both represented by what's in our avatars there would be little competition. My only chance would be if I could get a bite on the sole of his scaly foot just as it stomped on me, thus condemning him to eventual zombification.


yeah but zombies almost never go solo, so you could get a whole horde of zombies :)

lets say 1000 zombies on one t-rex? i reckon thats fair :P
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Brahm_K wrote:
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The combined vanity of Jaden and Misha occupying the same space would simply make the universe implode on itself.

Hahaha! :D I was about to say "maybe Misha if he avoids mirrors (distracting) and remembers to fight" but the impending imposion would come as soon as they came in contact so I go with "undecided result" :P

I'll bet $100 that if they ever meet the first thing they do is make out.


Ha, not only did this make me lawl, but it actually inspired me to have a dream where Misha and Jaden made out.

Dude, that's totally sick! If we meet though, we would naturally make out, with your girlfriend, gna gna gna
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rio wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Craig versus Charles? Would the t-rex win or the zombie (saxophonist)?


Hmm, yes if we were both represented by what's in our avatars there would be little competition. My only chance would be if I could get a bite on the sole of his scaly foot just as it stomped on me, thus condemning him to eventual zombification.


yeah but zombies almost never go solo, so you could get a whole horde of zombies :)

lets say 1000 zombies on one t-rex? i reckon thats fair :P


There is a dinosaur comic where T-Rex does get menaced by zombies, but I can't remember which one it is.
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rio wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
rio wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Craig versus Charles? Would the t-rex win or the zombie (saxophonist)?


Hmm, yes if we were both represented by what's in our avatars there would be little competition. My only chance would be if I could get a bite on the sole of his scaly foot just as it stomped on me, thus condemning him to eventual zombification.


yeah but zombies almost never go solo, so you could get a whole horde of zombies :)

lets say 1000 zombies on one t-rex? i reckon thats fair :P


There is a dinosaur comic where T-Rex does get menaced by zombies, but I can't remember which one it is.

T-Rex only recently (in the last few days) overcame his fear of zombies. He did it by rationalising that an infection that acts as incredibly fast as the zombie bite couldn't exist because it would expire very quickly.

Anyway, if rio had a zombie army behind him I'd stamp on him then run like fuck from the rest of them. :dio:
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Anonymous
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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:21 pm 
Misha wrote:
Brahm_K wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Antonakis wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
The combined vanity of Jaden and Misha occupying the same space would simply make the universe implode on itself.

Hahaha! :D I was about to say "maybe Misha if he avoids mirrors (distracting) and remembers to fight" but the impending imposion would come as soon as they came in contact so I go with "undecided result" :P

I'll bet $100 that if they ever meet the first thing they do is make out.


Ha, not only did this make me lawl, but it actually inspired me to have a dream where Misha and Jaden made out.

Dude, that's totally sick! If we meet though, we would naturally make out, with your girlfriend, gna gna gna


And don't think for a second she could resist!
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