Metal Reviews

So let me see, according to my computer MR has been offline for the last three weeks. But, thanks to the Reapster, I have found my lonely way back. So here's what's been going on;

Right now I am sporting a rather large gash between my eyes and a circular welt on my forehead. Why? When someone yells "catch!" and lobs a can of self-heating coffee at your face, you duck.

I'm also sitting up at the moment because I have to go to work at 5am. It's only for three hours but I'll get $126 if I do it. Just been watching the Search for a New Pussycat Doll. Why the fuck do they need another one? Why not! There's already about 30 of them, come join the party. Still, all the existing Pussycat Dolls are as ugly as a hatfull of arseholes, and the contestants are pretty hot. Probably a replacement program. They'll gradually ease in some young hot sluts into the fray while phasing out the weathered harpies. And cop this! One chick got voted out because her dancing was "trashy" while the Pussycat Dolls are all about "sophisticated sexy"! LOL! Oh I say, watch me rub my twat on that Monet. Gawd.

I was watching The Passion of the Christ the other day. There wasn't enough Satan.

Uni continues to kick me in the balls. I go on prac soon and I still don't know what school I got. Some chick in my class got an Islamic school. Sucked in! Then again, I'll probably get the Wacol maximum security psychiatric hospital, teaching patients about the value of defecating into the toilet rather than into your shoes. I had an exam last week which I totally fucked up. It was the equivalent to having one hour to summarize the Illiad, the western insurance system, and the advantages of being vertebrate.

Anyway. That'll do pig.














That'll do.

As if Sisely is gone from the PCD search.
wtf.
I loved Sisely. She's mad hot.

I mean.
Who watches that crap.

And I hope your forehead gets better, love.

Melissa S =

I MISS UUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!111!!

you fag, that main nicole germansurname chick ffrom the pussycat dolls is pretty hot. i mean we both know Kylie is better but i'd still hit it.

and i missed you too

Welcome back.

Had taco bell,farted,I'm in the middle of a multi billion dollar negotiation with a trillion dollar company and had a 3some with Jessica Alba and Kate Beckinsale life is good

So hey I'm not at work lolololol circlejerk.

The psycat dols rnt hot?



WTF IS WRONG WITH U???!!!5!!

Ouch. What's the fuckin' deal with self-heating coffee? I bought a can once, which proceeded to burn my hand. Maybe tnat's why it never caught on. Hope your head heals soon.

idk, i have never been in a situation where I wanted coffee, but couldn't get to coffee maker, but had sufficient forsight to go buy one of those things.

so basicly it seems like all they are good for is causing physical harm.
damm you Wolfgang Puck!!!!

Good luck with the healing