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PostPosted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:08 pm 
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Go bald, and do a severe Pinhead piercing body art job!

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Tompa wrote:
My hairline started to receed in my teens as well. It sucks but on the other hand I never have to think about my hairstyle anymore (I cut it down to like 1-2 millimetres every month or so). What pisses me off more is that I'm now 24 years old and I still can't grow a beard worth shit, I can only grow a few patches of beard scattered but not an even coat. A good beard totally makes up for baldness in my opinion. Too bad I got screwed on both fronts :/


Alcohol man, alcohol. I've heard that drinking a lot of it promotes facial hair, and some even go to different extremes by actually rubbing some whiskey/brany/rum over their face (on the areas where you want hair). I've seen some friends do it and I must say, I'm a bit jealous. They used to be hairless wimps back in school, and now they're fit to contest against Johann Hegg.

Balding sucks, man. At at 16, it's quite sad, if not embarassing. My advice is, just don't bother about it. Balding is a result of stress, and the more you fret about it, it's just gets worse. If it worsens, hey, just shave it. Women nowadays like bald men. But grow a frenchy to give some machoness. Don't do a Galder (bald with moustache), that's crap. All the best mate!


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Unlucky dude.

I'm 32 now and I'm afraid to say that my mane is starting to give up on me. Sure, I've had twice as much life than you with long hair, but I feel the end is nigh for it.

I think a big beard and a skinhead maybe the only way for me soon. Perhaps it's because I've been a major Slayer fan all my life and it worked for Kerry King...

(Oh, & BTW, I'm adding you as a friend on Myspace - bear with the gay looking site, it's for the agenda of pimping my poetry, hence the name 'Serenity Falls')

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I've also heard that when you have long hair for so many years (or a period of time), and then cut it short, also leads to balding. Its because of the weight of the hair that pulls your scalp. This happens to most men with thick, wavy hair. Im not sure bout those who have thin, extremely gay-ish straight hair.


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hellraiser_xes wrote:
I've also heard that when you have long hair for so many years (or a period of time), and then cut it short, also leads to balding. Its because of the weight of the hair that pulls your scalp. This happens to most men with thick, wavy hair. Im not sure bout those who have thin, extremely gay-ish straight hair.


Yeah, I heard this too. Baldness doesn't exist in my family, therefore unlikely it's hereditary, so I put my balding down to what you just said. Ah well, I can't complain, at least if I have any kids in the future, every picture of me post 13 and pre 33 will have me with long hair... Shit, I just did some math on how long I've had my hair, 200 years!!!

And also, Mintrude, this also means I've had long hair 4 years longer then you've been alive. Freaky. I feel so old...

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Another scientific discovery. It's found that the balding trait is inherited from your mother's side. If your maternal grandfather is/was bald/balding, chances are that you might be hit in the future. My maternal grandad was bald, which is slowly worrying me.


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