Metal Reviews

Tell me how much they fucking suck!
HELL YEAH THEY FUCKING SUCK!
Even your girlfriend fucking sucks!
HELL YEAH SHE FUCKING SUCKS!
Well fuck you, you fuckin' fuck!!!!
HELL YEAH YOU FUCKING SUCK!

I heartily disapprove of this thread. Albums should be listened all the way through, one by one. *shakes fist in typical grumpy old-man gesture*

I completely agree.

It's not about listening to the songs. It's just about seeing if the shuffle function represents your musical tastes or not.

hells yea! Strapping Young Lad is an awesome band

Indeed

Encore.

1. Converge - Bitter And Then Some
Way to start with a bang.

2. Aria - Vesy
Holy Soviet Maiden imitation, Batman! Really good band though.

3. Dark Tranquillity - A Closer End
Meh... Always the same. Getting boring.

4. He Is Legend - The Creature Walks
Hm, interesting post-hardcore stuff. Quite melodic, not too cliché.

5. The Haunted - The Medication
Underrated band. Really fucking good.

6. Morrissey - America Is Not The World
Pretentious, but he manages to pull it off. Probably a self-ironic note to this tune as well.

7. Manic Street Preachers - Sorrow 16
Always have time for some Manics. Not their best album, but still.

8. Collective Soul - Dig
Pretty good songwriting. Nothing genius, but always highly enjoyable.

9. Opeth - Serenity Painted Death
Never really got into this album. Need to do that.

10. In Flames - In Search For I
Not the highlight of their career, but ok.

11. Iron Maiden - The Trooper
Fuck yes.

12. Tom Waits - Downtown
Feels like a cigarette and some cheap scotch.

13. Deftones - Passenger
Haven't gotten into these guys yet, still working on it. Cool atmosphere though.

14. Black Sabbath - Sleeping Village
Eh, have to be in the right mood to appreciate this.

15. Skyclad - Penny Dreadful
Brilliant lyrics, great tune, fucking love this.

16. Savatage - Unusual
Haven't listened to this era of Savatage much (Power of the Night), but I'm thinking I should.

17. Rammstein - Mein Teil
Ohhhhh yes. That hits the spot.

18. Idlewild - Make Another World.
Love these guys.

19. Helloween - Goin' Home
Jesus christ. >.< I should take these pre-Deris albums out.

20. The Rolling Stones - Wild Horses
'Nuff said.

21. The Dillinger Escape Plan - I Wouldn't If You Didn't
Haven't listened to this yet. Wow. O.o

22. Iron Maiden - Alexander The Great
Epic, but not that interesting in the long run.

23. Snow Patrol - PPP
Yay, euphony!

24. Iron Maiden - Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter
Always fun.

25. Ani DiFranco - Worthy
Can't believe I've still got Ani's stuff on here. This album's accompanied me through so much shit.

Eh, I'll have another go.

1. Darkthrone - Rex. One of the better songs from Goatlord, though I haven't listened to this album that much.

2. Flogging Molly - Drunken Lullabies. Fuck yeah, one of their best.

3. Mortification - Brutal Warfare. Not really familiar with this song. Sounds awesome though.

4. For Ruin - Towards an End. Cool blackened melodeath stuff, but the production kinda ruins it.

5. Destruction - Dictators of Cruelty. This album is made of win.

6. Naglfar - Carnal Scorn & Spiritual Malice. Very good, need to listen to this band more.

7. Cryptopsy - Lichmistress.

8. Iron Maiden - Innocent Exile. Dat bass

9. Helloween - If I could Fly (25th Anniversary Edition). This album is just shit, I need to get reviewing it out of the way so I can delete it forever.

10. Rage - Introduction a (A Bit More of Green). Just an intro, nothing special.

11. Dead to Fall - Doombox. One of the better metalcore bands out there, shame they broke up.

12. Rage - Black. Damn interludes!!

13. Rush - What You're Doing. Aw yeah, classic riffs from a great album.

14. Strapping Young Lad - Velvet Kevorkian. I have HAD IT with these MOTHER FUCKIN INTROS on my MOTHER FUCKIN SHUFFLER!!!

15. Kreator - Terrible Certainty. Awesome song, one of their more memorable tracks.

16. Borknagar - Winter Millenium. Good song from them, as usual.

17. Darkthrone - Eon (Demo). Not as unbearably raw as some of their demos, good stuff.

18. Skeletonwitch - Vengeance Will Be Mine. Awesome band, awesome album, but not the best song from said album.

19. Tourniquet - Pathogenic Ocular Dissonance. Classic Christian thrash metal, these guys really deserved more attention than they ever received.

20. Manticora - The Old Barge. Catchy song from one of their best albums.

21. Rage - A Pilgrim's Path. SPEEEED metal, the way it was meant to be!

22. Nocturnal Rites - Revelation. Probably one of the best songs from Shadowland. Not really one of my favorite bands though.

23. Draconian - Earthbound. Everything this band does is pure gold.

24. Slayer - Read Between the Lies. Awesome song from Slayer's best album.

25. Helloween - Victim of Fate (B-Side) Good song, interesting hearing Kiske singing this rather than Hansen.

As if you have to be in a certain mood to enjoy Sabbath.

Leave now.