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Should Kim Wilde be sent to assassinate Colonel Gaddafhi?
Hell yes. You go girl. Show those male pigs what a girl can do 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
Only if she is wearing a hot assassin suit and puts up the footage on Youtube 50%  50%  [ 2 ]
No, why would you want to kill the Queen's favourite transvestite lookalike? 25%  25%  [ 1 ]
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 Post subject: Should Kim Wilde be sent to assassinate Colonel Gaddafhi?
PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:52 pm 
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In 1981, British singer Kim Wilde released the song "Kids In America"?

In this song Kim Wilde sings:

"We're the kids in America."

First of all Kim Wilde is British and secondly she is one person and not more than one person as implied by the contracted verb and adjective "We're."

This clearly is masterful deception.

From this we can conclude that Kim Wilde is a master of deception and verbal stealth.

One can safely assume that people who are good at this sort of thing are also good at assassination.

Furthermore it is clear that by singing about America, Kim Wilde is fully indoctrinated in democratic ideology and in touch with the school of individualist and capitalist thought as propgated by John Locke, John Smith and other Johns.

Hence it is clear that Kim Wilde is a democratic ninja assassin.

So is she up for assassinating Colonel Gaddafhi who is neither democratic or a ninja?


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 07, 2011 11:56 pm 
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I got a chuckle out of your comparison of Gheddaffi and the Queen. I mean, apart from being unelected cunts too much money and crazy families, not to mention a face that looks like a Chechnian minefield, they're really quite different.

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Send either Fedor,Chuck Norris or The Most Interesting Man In The World to take care of him :dio:


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Clearly, only one leader has even had enough guts to try and take this man out. Time to dig up his bones and have him show us the way.

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Although his current possession of actual guts or balls might be in question. And I doubt even a zombie would be interested Gadhafi's brains.


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