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Who would you rather sleep with?
Carnifex 72%  72%  [ 13 ]
Jaden and/or Misha 28%  28%  [ 5 ]
Total votes : 18
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:43 am 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Fingon wrote:
i'd sleep with neither, gast and jaden because they are males and (nothing personal) not carnifex because i don't really feel uhm..attracted to her. But in personality they all seem to win

How lame is that. The choice was essentially male or female. It was an easy choice.

But now that we know Carnifex likes to act like a Velociraptor (see avatar), I'm thinking she'd be quite the little demon in the sack, thus the answer is even easier now. :roll:

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Er...thanks?

I'm singing along to "Eaten" by Bloodbath in my avatar.

Ugh...those lyrics are so stupid! Haha.
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Action Jesus
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Not if your one desire, your only wish is to be eaten.
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Goat
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Not if your one desire, your only wish is to be eaten.


Hooray!
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Carnifex Umbris
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Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Fingon wrote:
i'd sleep with neither, gast and jaden because they are males and (nothing personal) not carnifex because i don't really feel uhm..attracted to her. But in personality they all seem to win

How lame is that. The choice was essentially male or female. It was an easy choice.

But now that we know Carnifex likes to act like a Velociraptor (see avatar), I'm thinking she'd be quite the little demon in the sack, thus the answer is even easier now. :roll:

:shock:
Er...thanks?

I'm singing along to "Eaten" by Bloodbath in my avatar.

Ugh...those lyrics are so stupid! Haha.

You know Swano wrote them. They're not meant to be taken too seriously, I think. It's an awesome song.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 4:59 pm 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Fingon wrote:
i'd sleep with neither, gast and jaden because they are males and (nothing personal) not carnifex because i don't really feel uhm..attracted to her. But in personality they all seem to win

How lame is that. The choice was essentially male or female. It was an easy choice.

But now that we know Carnifex likes to act like a Velociraptor (see avatar), I'm thinking she'd be quite the little demon in the sack, thus the answer is even easier now. :roll:

:shock:
Er...thanks?

I'm singing along to "Eaten" by Bloodbath in my avatar.

Ugh...those lyrics are so stupid! Haha.

You know Swano wrote them. They're not meant to be taken too seriously, I think. It's an awesome song.

I know they're supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, but everything but the lyrics is just too serious. Haha. I can't help but laugh everytime I hear that song, and I'm not supposed to laugh when listening to death metal!
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Carnifex Umbris
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Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Fingon wrote:
i'd sleep with neither, gast and jaden because they are males and (nothing personal) not carnifex because i don't really feel uhm..attracted to her. But in personality they all seem to win

How lame is that. The choice was essentially male or female. It was an easy choice.

But now that we know Carnifex likes to act like a Velociraptor (see avatar), I'm thinking she'd be quite the little demon in the sack, thus the answer is even easier now. :roll:

:shock:
Er...thanks?

I'm singing along to "Eaten" by Bloodbath in my avatar.

Ugh...those lyrics are so stupid! Haha.

You know Swano wrote them. They're not meant to be taken too seriously, I think. It's an awesome song.

I know they're supposed to be tongue-in-cheek, but everything but the lyrics is just too serious. Haha. I can't help but laugh everytime I hear that song, and I'm not supposed to laugh when listening to death metal!

I think laughter is the point; remind yourself not to take everything so seriously.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 9:43 pm 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
...remind yourself not to take everything so seriously.

Me? Taking something seriously? No way! =)
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Carnifex Umbris
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Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
...remind yourself not to take everything so seriously.

Me? Taking something seriously? No way! =)

"You" in the general sense.
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Eyesore
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 10:16 pm 
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Eyesore wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
...remind yourself not to take everything so seriously.

Me? Taking something seriously? No way! =)

"You" in the general sense.

Yes Ma'am!
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