Metal Reviews

1. I don't do drugs

2. I don't womanize

3. I'm a 22 year old virgin

sad enough?

I don't play my music so loud the neighbours come round, then I invite them in, and they never some out. I should start though!

1. I listen to:
Del Castillo
Grateful Dead
Jefferson Airplane
Janis Joplin
Among many others

2. I profess love, peace, and compassion

There are many more things. I will try to realize and come up with them.

I dont burn churches.

1. I've never tried a drug.
2. I've never tried a cigarette.
3. I don't have long hair.
4. I wear sandals (occasionally with socks).
5. Everything else.

I'm so un-metal it's not even funny.

I own you! In kinda a gay way...

any virgins out there? lol. I'm so left out.

Yes, but I'm 15 and what about those nights you can't remember, I've found myself as the main feature on gross beastiality and hardcore gay porn sites because I was so pissed out of my face I didn't know what was going on and woke up thinking nothing bad had happened. :shock:

There is absolutely nothing unmetal about me, I'm made of %100 metal, I shine when I go out in daylight.

I want to be a Sailor Man!

*raises hand*

2 years behind you, though.

Geez...short hair? Listen to practically every other genre out there? Never been to see a band playing live?

As Ken said, not very metal at all, here.

I don't do drugs either, but my metal ideology is based on black metal, so i'm not supposed to do drugs either.

But yeah, i got one thing.. i'm beginning to think that bashing religious ppl is beginning to get boring and meaningless, some of it is based on the past that has nothing to do with the modern world, some of it is based on ignorance. Besides, many non-religous ppl who hate religious ppl, do the exact same things as they hate other ppl for, just in the name of science/values of the modern world, what ever, instead of religion :roll:

I have a confession to make. Lately I haven't been listening to much metal. I've been into the older rockin' stuff, Pink Floyd, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath... I'm enjoying them a lot. And it is pretty good to take a break from the stuff you usually do, to enchance your enjoyment. Example: Right now I'm having an orgasm listening to Leviathan, it was getting boring, but now it sounds fresh and awesome.

Exactly where I was a little while ago with my PM trip. My mind has been opened, and now BM sounds even better.

Same here, but with ambient.

.....okay, I still listen to a shitload of BM, but I balance it with ambient stuff.

1. The only thrash metal bands I've found remotely interesting are Megadeth and Forbidden
2. Most death metal bores me after 2-4 songs
3. Fuck black metal
4. I pretty much can't be violent no matter how hard I try.
5. I consider metalcore the 2nd most interesting subgenre of metal, maybe 3rd.
6. I got into metal through Tool, Devin Townsend and Opeth wrather than Metallica and Iron Maiden

I could go on =)

I'm so metal that I never go near sea water. My spiky leather clothes and flowing black hair glisten in the moonlight as I burn churches with the flame of my dragon steed. Then I land and get on my Harley, head straight for the nearest bar and spend the rest of my night staggering drunkenly from whorehouse to whorehouse, while randomly punching people who are clearly not into metal. Because they are not my friend.

Other than that I really like birds. I find them cute as buttons.

The most unmetal thing about me is that my brother is a phaggoth. I'm so ashamed.

Can we see pics?

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3. Fuck black metal
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fuck you!