Metal Reviews

You punch of fags... Moshing rules!!

Moshing is for fags :roll:

err... hmm... oh behave!

you feeling randy, baby? *tries to imitate A. Powers*

Always suga!

Get lost, Beyoncé.

Well hey, she is with you afterall.

Besides, don't kid yourself into thinking that gay men won't help themselves to your girlfriend's asshole should the opportunity arise. It happens all the time.

I dunno if that was a joke or not, but my gay friend gets WAY more female ass than I do. It's not fair. You'd think the guy would share once in a while.

we all know the cliché of gay men getting more women is true

to quote the Bloodhound Gang, "i wish i was queer so i could get chicks".

Haha yes it is the greatest con of all time. Those crazy gays.

I agree with crowd surfers, I drop those assholes. I'm cool with moshing though, I'll pick people up if they fall. Now, if they are doing that gay hardcore arm-swinging shit in the pit, I'll elbow them in the face. I hate Hardcore fans with a vengeance.

the problem with crowd surfers is that a good lot of them (not all, mind you) seem to make a special effort to kick as many heads as they can while they're up there. if i feel a hard touch on my head from above... hands off! if they fall, tough shit.

I got over the crowdsurfing bullshit ages ago, but at Trivium (I'm so sorry) I went crowdsurfing just to kick emos in the head-it's almost racism. Moshing is great fun, it's often what makes concerts so good, but not hardcore shit.

When I saw Overkill a little while ago, there was one guy trying to pull that hardcore stuff in the pit, but every time he went in everyone else just kind of left so he was sort of thrashing in place, alone, looking like an ass. He eventually just went away.