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Ness
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Jaden wrote:
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Haha, my new facebook picture.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! :lol:
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Ness
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Anonymous
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Asshole. :dio:
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Eyesore
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metalNESS wrote:
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:lol: :lol:

Microsoft Paint still cracks me up!
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Zad wrote:
The sweaty, naked torso of Brad Pitt in the background makes it so, so much more than just a facebook picture...

Hehe.

here's me reading in my old room because I was trying to get away from Kelsey's stoner friends.

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and some pictures of my blood covered arm
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and because my myspace wouldnt be complete without a picture that shows inability to use a camera (yes, I have a lot of Neurosis stuff)
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Eyesore
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Wow. I didn't think I could possibly hate you more.

I was wrong.
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Rhys
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Eyesore wrote:
Wow. I didn't think I could possibly hate you more.

I was wrong.


Leave poor Jeff alone. :lame:
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Eyesore
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following the reaper wrote:
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Wow. I didn't think I could possibly hate you more.

I was wrong.

Leave poor Jeff alone. :lame:

Wanna fight?
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Rhys
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Eyesore wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
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Wow. I didn't think I could possibly hate you more.

I was wrong.

Leave poor Jeff alone. :lame:

Wanna fight?


ummm, ok, you fly out to me :wink:
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Goat
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Eyesore wrote:
Wow. I didn't think I could possibly hate you more.

I was wrong.


Getting old sucks, doesn't it? :wink:
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leee
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Dude I like Noodles and he does have a hot emo GF. He can't be all that bad...........
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leee
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metalNESS wrote:
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You guys go easy on her..... We need something besides you homoerotic teen boys and pictures of Jaden and his James Dean look around here.....

+1000


Metalness and Lee finally agree on something, I am sure worlds are colliding. I am an old man but the girl is a cutie and you all should be lucky she is around. Breaks up the monotoney around here.

Jaden - I am stealing your pic and making a Yahoo account with it to pick up young girls.......ha ha.
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Rhys
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Dude I like Noodles and he does have a hot emo GF. He can't be all that bad...........


You me and Jeff should beat Ken up :lol:
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Jaden wrote:
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Haha, my new facebook picture.


Oh...my...god....

*shakes head*
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Bloody double post!
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I think what we're avoiding to see here are the subliminal messages behind Jaden's picture. If we analyze the geometry and the relative positioning of the main focus points of the photograph, we notice that thematic lines abound.

So let's have a look at the following where I will only show the lines and only give a short comment, the conclusions are yours to make.

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We follow the line from A3 to A2 to A1. Appart from the obvious degradation of hairstyle, we're led to believe that all hairctus have something in common with that common plant.

Next is the B2-B1-C1. Eyes to eyes to tissue. The meaning of this might not be so obvious but the next line gives it all away.

Finally we see the main theme of the photograph (which in the original photograph is positioned in the exact center). The line C3-C2-C1 (crotch-mouth-tissue) clearly indicates the homoerotic active relationship of the focus points in a way that not only insinuates the guilty pleasure of it but as if suggesting to do the same.

Oh and did I also mention that Zorro was there ? A veritable fag-galore :lol:
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Radagast
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Antonakis wrote:
I think what we're avoiding to see here are the subliminal messages behind Jaden's picture. If we analyze the geometry and the relative positioning of the main focus points of the photograph, we notice that thematic lines abound.

So let's have a look at the following where I will only show the lines and only give a short comment, the conclusions are yours to make.

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We follow the line from A3 to A2 to A1. Appart from the obvious degradation of hairstyle, we're led to believe that all hairctus have something in common with that common plant.

Next is the B2-B1-C1. Eyes to eyes to tissue. The meaning of this might not be so obvious but the next line gives it all away.

Finally we see the main theme of the photograph (which in the original photograph is positioned in the exact center). The line C3-C2-C1 (crotch-mouth-tissue) clearly indicates the homoerotic active relationship of the focus points in a way that not only insinuates the guilty pleasure of it but as if suggesting to do the same.

Oh and did I also mention that Zorro was there ? A veritable fag-galore :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

You are a godamn ballsy hero!
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rio
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LOLOLOLOL
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Azrael
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best post ever!

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