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Thrashtildeth
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Afro_D-Shak wrote:
Thrashtilldeth wrote:
"Do you wanna listen to me punch myself?"

"I've heard it."

:lol:

"Oh yeah? Well what do you think of it??"


"Nah, it's old"

"Is it? Like me, right?!"

*sigh*
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yeah i feel bad for the girl on the phone but she's insane
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TheDeadWillNeverRest
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Broke up with my boyfriend today, found out he's been seeing some other girl behind my back. Never a fun thing to figure out
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Eternal Idol
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Legacy Of The Night wrote:
lol, girls

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMeedom2WPM


"Jerk off and then decide."

"Is that what you did?"

"No, I'm on an internet high right now, I don't need to jerk off."
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noodles
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I don't understand what was going on in that video but I laughed almost all the way through.
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noodles
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So I have a girlfriend now. yay! Except the friend who introduced us is making lonely sounds. How2boyfren a girl?
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So I have a girlfriend now. yay! Except the friend who introduced us is making lonely sounds. How2boyfren a girl?


Don't stick it in the pooper.
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Cú Chulainn
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Speedyjx wrote:
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So I have a girlfriend now. yay! Except the friend who introduced us is making lonely sounds. How2boyfren a girl?


Don't stick it in the pooper.


Bullshit. Stick it in the pooper.

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huskerc7
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Michael Jordan didn't have a girlfriend until he was in college.
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Speedyjx
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Speedyjx wrote:
noodles wrote:
So I have a girlfriend now. yay! Except the friend who introduced us is making lonely sounds. How2boyfren a girl?


Don't stick it in the pooper.


Bullshit. Stick it in the pooper.


Noodle's srs dilemma comes to the fore. Which path will our hero take?

*Lemmywinks, oh Lemmywinks*
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Thrashtildeth
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Pooper all the way.

I direct all 10 of my votes towards pooper.
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noodles wrote:
So I have a girlfriend now. yay! Except the friend who introduced us is making lonely sounds. How2boyfren a girl?
Congrats guy. Make sure the official woman isn't bothered by you giving the unofficial one attention. Either way, though, I vote for the front hole.
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Ladyfriend has joined me in my quest!
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I thought having a gf was supposed to make me stop crushing on other girls. wtf is wrong with me
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Cú Chulainn
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I thought having a gf was supposed to make me stop crushing on other girls. wtf is wrong with me


needs moar sex.

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North From Here
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
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I thought having a gf was supposed to make me stop crushing on other girls. wtf is wrong with me


needs moar sex.


Just try polygamy!
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noodles
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FrigidSymphony wrote:
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I thought having a gf was supposed to make me stop crushing on other girls. wtf is wrong with me


needs moar sex.


Probably. We spend one night away from each other and then I wake up thinking about girl I had a crush on before meeting gf, and then glance->smile->talking to girl on the bus.
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Thrashtildeth
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noodles wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
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I thought having a gf was supposed to make me stop crushing on other girls. wtf is wrong with me


needs moar sex.


Probably. We spend one night away from each other and then I wake up thinking about girl I had a crush on before meeting gf, and then glance->smile->talking to girl on the bus.


Ah, welcome to the magical world of having a penis.

Just try to tame that fucker, you can't! It's impossible. No matter what your head thinks.

I have a girlfriend of three-and-a-half years, and I love her dearly. More than anything. I have never cheated on her. But the thought has crossed my mind. A billion times. That's just what having a penis does. Can't be helped. You just have to be strong enough to stick to whatever commitment you made, because your dick will ALWAYS betray you.
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Seinfeld26
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I think the key thing to remember is that having a crush on someone isn't the same as being in love with the person. I think many people tend to mistake one for the other.
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