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Eternal Idol
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WTF is female cicumsicion? :shock:


The clitoris is removed. The cliotoris is what gives women pleasure during sex. Without it, they get no satisfaction from sex whatsoever.
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Anonymous
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that sucks. :lol:
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Carnifex Umbris
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
WTF is female cicumsicion? :shock:

There are several degrees of it. The most mild involves removing the clitoral hood (and is done in a hospital, with proper sterile technique and care), and the most severe forms involve completely removing the clitoris and labia minora, and sewing up the wounds so that only a small hole is left for urination and menstruation; this is done with scissors, broken glass or sharp bits of metal without any sort of anesthesia. In these cases, the hole is either cut open by a girl's husband on their wedding night, or torn open with his dick. It's cut apart when she gives birth, then sewn up again afterwards.

It is an absolutely barbaric and disgusting practice, and should be abolished.
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
WTF is female cicumsicion? :shock:

There are several degrees of it. The most mild involves removing the clitoral hood (and is done in a hospital, with proper sterile technique and care), and the most severe forms involve completely removing the clitoris and labia minora, and sewing up the wounds so that only a small hole is left for urination and menstruation; this is done with scissors, broken glass or sharp bits of metal without any sort of anesthesia. In these cases, the hole is either cut open by a girl's husband on their wedding night, or torn open with his dick. It's cut apart when she gives birth, then sewn up again afterwards.

It is an absolutely barbaric and disgusting practice, and should be abolished.


I'm not shocked at all.

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AHHHHHH. I don't even have a vagina and I find it extremely disturbing.
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
In these cases, the hole is either cut open by a girl's husband on their wedding night, or torn open with his dick.


Sounds like my kind of party.


do dom tish *the drum noise after the punchline*
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Anonymous
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oh my. oh my.
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Anonymous
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oh my. oh my.
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Rhys
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I see the majority of people here haven't seen much Japanese Televison. That clip was from a Japanese gameshow. That clip is relatively tame for Japanese TV. And no, that was NOT real jizz.


I wondered how he came at that exact moment. wouldnt she have seen some dude running up wacking off? :P
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following the reaper wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
I see the majority of people here haven't seen much Japanese Televison. That clip was from a Japanese gameshow. That clip is relatively tame for Japanese TV. And no, that was NOT real jizz.


I wondered how he came at that exact moment. wouldnt she have seen some dude running up wacking off? :P


I wonder why you would wonder such a thing. :P
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Rhys
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metalNESS wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
I see the majority of people here haven't seen much Japanese Televison. That clip was from a Japanese gameshow. That clip is relatively tame for Japanese TV. And no, that was NOT real jizz.


I wondered how he came at that exact moment. wouldnt she have seen some dude running up wacking off? :P


I wonder why you would wonder such a thing. :P


Ive got a lot of time to waste. Dont have a girlfriend, dont have too many friends. So i just think random shit all day.
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following the reaper wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
following the reaper wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
I see the majority of people here haven't seen much Japanese Televison. That clip was from a Japanese gameshow. That clip is relatively tame for Japanese TV. And no, that was NOT real jizz.


I wondered how he came at that exact moment. wouldnt she have seen some dude running up wacking off? :P


I wonder why you would wonder such a thing. :P


Ive got a lot of time to waste. Dont have a girlfriend, dont have too many friends. So i just think random shit all day.


I was just joking dude. Random is a good way to think. Random is funny.
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Rhys
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So was I. I love wasting timewith random crap!
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Random rvles!

You know what this vid reminded me? The Jizz on Face (the jester race). From that time they edited the Wikipedia page of N' Flaymz. That was fucking hilarious. :lol:
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Random rvles!

You know what this vid reminded me? The Jizz on Face (the jester race). From that time they edited the Wikipedia page of N' Flaymz. That was fucking hilarious. :lol:


Fuck Yeah!
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If I'm gonna jizz on some chick's face in the street, I'll pretend to piss into the wall-get right to the moment and run up, then tense up and release. Very effective.
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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
WTF is female cicumsicion? :shock:

There are several degrees of it. The most mild involves removing the clitoral hood (and is done in a hospital, with proper sterile technique and care), and the most severe forms involve completely removing the clitoris and labia minora, and sewing up the wounds so that only a small hole is left for urination and menstruation; this is done with scissors, broken glass or sharp bits of metal without any sort of anesthesia. In these cases, the hole is either cut open by a girl's husband on their wedding night, or torn open with his dick. It's cut apart when she gives birth, then sewn up again afterwards.

It is an absolutely barbaric and disgusting practice, and should be abolished.


WoW you know a lot of stuff. Very interesting.
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Told you all it was staged Japanese humor wether funny or not to you all.
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leee wrote:
Told you all it was staged Japanese humor wether funny or not to you all.


Do you talk like that in real life?
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ElTipo wrote:
AHHHHHH. I don't even have a vagina and I find it extremely disturbing.



Same here.
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