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Misha · **Posted:** Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:15 pm

The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:

Misha wrote:

The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:

Misha wrote:

The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:

Misha wrote:

Gna gna. You should be glad I deleted that picture that I had uploaded originally. I only made the board gayer if you guys actually got aroused, please tell me you didn't. :mellow:

Well, my cock climbed into my own ass out of fear. Does that count?

Only if you liked having a cock up your ass.

Exit only.

Ok, but it seems that your cock still finds comfort in assholes. I don't end up in male assholes if I follow my cock...

I just like to shit it out.

I fear that the board has gotten a lot gayer because of you than because of me.

Cara · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 12:58 am

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 1:48 am

Cara wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Cara's probably the better judge. I have very specific tastes; I like my men large-framed, heavyset, long-haired, facial-haired, and wearing metal shirts. Johan Hegg is a good example. Note please that I am not saying I would sleep with Hegg. I am not a groupie.

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:02 am

I like my men to look like the guys from Architects.

Dylan@Metalreviews · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:11 am

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Cara wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Cara's probably the better judge. I have very specific tastes; I like my men large-framed, heavyset, long-haired, facial-haired, and wearing metal shirts. Johan Hegg is a good example. Note please that I am not saying I would sleep with Hegg. I am not a groupie.

I think you're the first female I know of that prefers facial hair. Don't those complaints about having to kissing a porcupine have any merit?

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:49 am

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Cara wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Cara's probably the better judge. I have very specific tastes; I like my men large-framed, heavyset, long-haired, facial-haired, and wearing metal shirts. Johan Hegg is a good example. Note please that I am not saying I would sleep with Hegg. I am not a groupie.

I think you're the first female I know of that prefers facial hair. Don't those complaints about having to kissing a porcupine have any merit?

Not if it's long enough. Then it gets soft.

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:58 am

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Cara wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Cara's probably the better judge. I have very specific tastes; I like my men large-framed, heavyset, long-haired, facial-haired, and wearing metal shirts. Johan Hegg is a good example. Note please that I am not saying I would sleep with Hegg. I am not a groupie.

I think you're the first female I know of that prefers facial hair. Don't those complaints about having to kissing a porcupine have any merit?

Not if it's long enough. Then it gets soft.

Is it like making out with a feather duster? that would be so cool.

Dylan@Metalreviews · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 2:59 am

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Cara wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Cara's probably the better judge. I have very specific tastes; I like my men large-framed, heavyset, long-haired, facial-haired, and wearing metal shirts. Johan Hegg is a good example. Note please that I am not saying I would sleep with Hegg. I am not a groupie.

I think you're the first female I know of that prefers facial hair. Don't those complaints about having to kissing a porcupine have any merit?

Not if it's long enough. Then it gets soft.

:lol: touche :lol:

Cara · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 3:59 am

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Cara wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Cara's probably the better judge. I have very specific tastes; I like my men large-framed, heavyset, long-haired, facial-haired, and wearing metal shirts. Johan Hegg is a good example. Note please that I am not saying I would sleep with Hegg. I am not a groupie.

Holy shit. You think Johan is smokin' too?! Apparently I'm not a better judge either...

Bow-chika-wow-wow. Photo by me.

Anyway.
I do like manly-manly men like you explained. But I am a fan of girly men. ie, Tobi Sammet, Emppu Vuorinen. Etc, etc. My significant other is kinda' feminin looking. I wish he had long hair, as it is platinum blonde, and it would look fantastic. But oh well.

Dylan@Metalreviews · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:05 am

Cara wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Cara wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Cara's probably the better judge. I have very specific tastes; I like my men large-framed, heavyset, long-haired, facial-haired, and wearing metal shirts. Johan Hegg is a good example. Note please that I am not saying I would sleep with Hegg. I am not a groupie.

Holy shit. You think Johan is smokin' too?! Apparently I'm not a better judge either...

Bow-chika-wow-wow. Photo by me.

Anyway.
I do like manly-manly men like you explained. But I am a fan of girly men. ie, Tobi Sammet, Emppu Vuorinen. Etc, etc. My significant other is kinda' feminin looking. I wish he had long hair, as it is platinum blonde, and it would look fantastic. But oh well.

He could probably be ripped if he laid back on the ale a bit. Look at that gut!!

Cara · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:06 am

He's all man. :dio:

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:29 am

looking out the window

^___^

Cara · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:33 am

what colour are your eyes?

Carnifex Umbris · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 4:47 am

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

Cara wrote:

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Cara wrote:

Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:

I say we all post Misha-esque pictures of ourselves and let Carnie decide who is the sexiest out of us all.

I'm in

Cara's probably the better judge. I have very specific tastes; I like my men large-framed, heavyset, long-haired, facial-haired, and wearing metal shirts. Johan Hegg is a good example. Note please that I am not saying I would sleep with Hegg. I am not a groupie.

Holy shit. You think Johan is smokin' too?! Apparently I'm not a better judge either...

Bow-chika-wow-wow. Photo by me.

Anyway.
I do like manly-manly men like you explained. But I am a fan of girly men. ie, Tobi Sammet, Emppu Vuorinen. Etc, etc. My significant other is kinda' feminin looking. I wish he had long hair, as it is platinum blonde, and it would look fantastic. But oh well.

He could probably be ripped if he laid back on the ale a bit. Look at that gut!!

Manly men for the win, as the kids say. I like a bit of a gut on men; what good is a washboard for cuddling? Wow, now I feel gay. Except...not.

Dylan@Metalreviews · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:09 am

Carnifex Umbris wrote:

Manly men for the win, as the kids say. I like a bit of a gut on men; what good is a washboard for cuddling? Wow, now I feel gay. Except...not.

Ha, to each her own. You know Johan, if you are reading this, your last album was great, your beard is foresty, and your gut, although mighty in it's sheer mass, is popular with the women.

No hard feelings, :dio:

noodles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:14 am

Cara wrote:

what colour are your eyes?

Blueish grey.

Cara · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 5:21 am

noodles wrote:

Cara wrote:

what colour are your eyes?

Blueish grey.

Oh neat. They look like a deep blue in the photo. Purty.

Dylan@Metalreviews · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 6:33 am

Amon Amarth needs to say hello to their next bass player.

Misha · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:29 am

Bah, those are not misha-esque pictures!! You have to look intensely into the camera and you need to relax your mouth like you're about to french kiss the camera, let's see how you're doing now!

But good job on the mouth Noodles!

Azrael · **Posted:** Mon Apr 09, 2007 11:20 am

ok, since you girls are talking about what you like i had a question. is it true the first thing you notice is one's shoes? my friends told me that, and i couldn't believe it. and they say it's not just women, it's potential employers and other people's parents and shit.

that can't be true.

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