Metal Reviews

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Y RLY

this needs to stop

Y?

Suffocation kicks so much fucking ass. Pierced from Within is a classic and should be reviewed in this site.

I just cut a small incision on my nipple, then let a vampire bat into the room...

Eshut eshut arru foi esssut pat terrellet menu eshut eshut milan rakku
hellottiye munterruru.



Lolz. Guess what this is ?


the speech in the beginning of slaves shall serve. Its awesomely correct.

That's a kick ass song!

Totally kickass. Who doesn't like this song should drop all metal activity immediately.

x c^2

My internet's haxored to pieces, I can't work out why it's so fucked up. To whoever wrote whatever piece of shit that's doing this.. you're meant to be attacking big targets not the proletariat!

I'm facing a lawsuit for raping, killing and defacing 7 trees-the bastards have the best lawyer the forest could buy, and I'm left with this drug addled sqirrel whose never done a case like this before. Goddamn my perversions.

i'm not much of a Behemoth fan, but Slaves Shall Serve is a kickass song!

this is art ! 8)

That's art.

Thy godly pyramidal ascension awaits, master
Why do you shiver?
Tyrant though you are, none here would hurt you
I myself am a giver.

I give life to the people in their fields of nonsense
where else would they find a meaning?
And a heart within that; the key to my existence
As silly as this is seeming.

Ah, we're halfway there, master
Look well as you walk
Your people look upon you as an example
Therefore, you should talk.

Be merry, master, you've eaten and drunk
and rutted and rested.
For today is the day we've been waiting for
When your mettle will be tested.

Are you truly a god as you claim?
If so,
Then the knife shouldn't harm you at all
you know.
Gods do not tremble before death,
for them,
there is no death. And that makes me wonder
Are you
truly
a
god?

We've reached the top, master
it's been nice talking to you
The execution time is here
And I'll be seeing you through.
Maybe we'll meet again someday
But I happen to doubt it myself
As such, I'll stand and wish futilely
to your continued good health.

Reading this thread I now want to kill you all the voices in my head the voices in my head the voices in my head.

My cock is 12" X 10" it's so huge.I can do all sorts of things to it.I can make it do tricks.I can make it drive my car.I can make it sing any song from Lost Horizon.I can even make it go back into time and fuck Marilyn Manroe before she fucked the Kennedy's.

I'll tell you even a story how powerful it is.You know the white house well it was blue until they wanted to spray paint it white but I told them just give me a whore and watch out.In seconds I came and well it's now the color it is all in one shot.It's superduperorgasmiclylicious.