Metal Reviews

Man Army of Darkness is very hilarious!

I love the whole trilogy so much that I will probably call my children Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Bruce Campbell vs the Medieval Dead.

If you can give me a more excruciating way to spend six and a half days than wacthing Bruce Campbell endlessly fight those three mini Bruce Campbells you should get the Nobel Prize for Sadism.

I have to disagre with Army of Darkness. That movie slays. I totally agree with the Thing though. I saw it a couple of months ago in HD and it kicked ass. Its probably been 7 or 8 years since the last time I saw it and it was better than I remembered.

In other news, I saw Hostel this weekend and it sucked. It did have some of the finest boobies I have ever seen though. So, it has that going for it. Thats about it though.

Children of Men
not too bad but i wasn't really impressed.

6,5/10

Army of Darkness is cool except for the little Bruce part.

The Thing owns you

Hostel was cool I thought.

Little Bruce kicks ass.

Dude, it was excruciating to watch that....

Akira Kurosawa's Dreams

9/10, beautiful movie.

Constant Gardner - Decent Movie. The only low point was towards the end when it turned into the typical "omg everyone is out to get you" suspense movie, but I liked the character development (even if it was extremely blunt). 7/10

And how. I'd rate the movie at least 20 percentxorz higher than I presently do if that scene had been cut and the film it was printed on had been burned.

Children of Men = Best film this year (that I have seen) I think.

leee and Radagast should go and fight tiny, evil versions of themselves and let me know how they fare. There is no more symbolic battle of man vs. tiny evil demonic man in all of filmdom.

Employee of the month...eeeeeh. Plot was so cliche and predictable and Dane Cook isn't really a good actor.

Watched the "Van Helsing" movie. I was prepared for a shallow action movie and during the first hour I was pleasantly surprised. However the last third of the movie is trully horrible with bad effects, bad CGI, stupid plot and dialogue (well the very little that there is). If you can't stand the first half of the movie don't waste your time and avoid watching to the end. 5/10

yeah, but kate beckinsale is lovely in the movie

Nor is Dane Cook a very good comedian.

The Departed. Absolutely brilliant.

That's the new Scorscese film with Jack Nicholosn right? I was hoping that it was good, Jack Nicholson is one of my favorite actors.

Its great man, go see it now. Jack is brilliant in it, but Alec Baldwin and, believe it or not, Marky Mark completely steal the show in their supporting roles.

So everyone that loves this movie please go support the Original Infernal Affairs from Hong Kong and its two sequels. Excellant movies and their is a reason it got best picture, best actor, best supporting actor etc for the Asian version of the Academy awards. Brillant dark movie with incredialbe performances from Andy Lau, Tony Leung, Anthony Wong and others. Great movie(s)

That said I need to see the departed, maybe this weekend.

Storytelling - a god movie. I can't really desribe it since not that much happens, but its more realistic than any other movie involving relationships/teenagers i've seen.