Metal Reviews

Just to put you all off your dinners:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=TyHCs7Fcs34

Serious

.....Cool!

Though you gotta feel for the guy.

Still, cool.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flsJAb-i ... re=related

I like this one more.

Woops, thought I ended up in the MMA thred, guess not. Either way, still a crazy leg break.

CL DRAW!!

Group A
Bayern Munich
Juventus
Bordeaux
Maccabi Haifa

B
Man United
CSKA Moscow
Besiktas
Wolfsburg

C
AC Milan
Real Madrid
Marseille
FC Zurich

D
Chelsea
FC Porto
Atletico Madrid
APOEL Nicosia

E
Liverpool
Lyon
Fiorentina
Debrecen VSC (Hungarian champs)

F
Barcelona
Inter Milan
Dinamo Kiev
Rubin Kazan (Russian champs)

G
Sevilla
Glasgow Rangers
VfB Stuttgart
Unirea Urziceni (Romanian champions)

H
Arsenal
AZ Alkmaar
Olympiacos
Standard Liege

my guess:
a - Juventus, Bayern, Bordeaux
b - Man United, Wolfsburg, CSKA (Besiktas wil get raped, as per tradition)
c - Real, hard to predict the 2nd/3rd as Milan haven't been that impressive thus far
d- Chelsea, Porto, Atletico
e - Liverpool, Lyon, Fiorentina
f - Barça, Inter, no idea
g - Sevilla, Stuttgart, Rangers
f - Arsenal, AZ Alkmaar, Olympiacos

Mines:
a - Bayern, Juventus, Bordeaux
b - Man United, Wolfsburg, CSKA
c - Real, Milan, Marseille
d- Chelsea, Atletico, Porto
e - Lyon, Liverpool, Debrecen VSC
f - Barça, Inter, Dinamo Kiev
g - Sevilla, Stuttgart, Rangers
f - Arsenal, Olympiacos, AZ Alkmaar

And here's the Liga Europa draw (in Portuguese):

Grupo A
Ajax (Holanda)
Anderlecht (Bélgica)
Dínamo Zagreb (Croácia)
Timisoara (Roménia)

Grupo B
Valencia (Espanha)
Losc Lille (França)
Slávia de Praga (República Checa)
Génova (Itália)

Grupo C
Hamburgo (Alemanha)
Celtic (Escócia)
Hapoel Tel-Aviv (Israel)
Rapid Viena (Áustria)

Grupo D
Sporting (Portugal)
Heerenveen (Holanda)
Hertha de Berlim (Alemanha)
Ventspils (Letónia)

Grupo E
AS Roma (Itália)
Basileia (Suiça)
Fulham (Inglaterra)
CSKA Sófia (Bulgária)

Grupo F
Panathinaikos (Grécia)
Galatasaray (Turquia)
Dínamo de Bucareste (Roménia)
Sturm Graz (Áustria)

Grupo G
Villarreal (Espanha)
Lazio de Roma (Itália)
Levski de Sófia (Bulgária)
FC Salzburgo (Áustria)

Grupo H
Steaua Bucareste (Roménia)
Fenerbahce (Turquia)
Twente (Holanda)
Sheriff Tiraspol (Moldávia)

Grupo I
Benfica (Portugal)
Everton (Inglaterra)
AEK Atenas (Grécia)
BATE Borisov (Bielorrússia)

Grupo J
Shakhtar (Ucrânia)
Club Brugge (Bélgica)
Partizan (Sérvia)
Toulouse (França)

Grupo K
PSV (Holanda)
Copenhaga (Dinamarca)
Sparta de Praga (República Checa)
Cluj (Roménia)

Grupo L
Werder Bremen (Alemanha)
Áustria de Viena (Áustria)
Athletic Bilbao (Espanha)
Nacional da Madeira (Portugal)

i think Benfica can take 1st place, but Everton are fucking tough, with players like Saha, Jô, Tim Cahill, Arteta, Pienaar, Fellaini and Senderos. i just hope we don't embarass ourselves like we did last year (1 point, 2 goals scored and 9 against!), *facepalm*

My team : Valencia CF

AMUNT!

Ok, Europe league to Valencia, Champions league to Barcelona

Is it me, or is that a pathetically easy group for Man U to dominate?

(Yes, I'm getting back into football)

Jesus, FC Zurich are gonna get pounded. Fuck

Milan sucks beyond belief this year.
Real Madrid still has to understand that great individuals do not make a balanced team.
But still yea, it's probably going to get pounded.

I hope Chelski crash and burn. Looks like they'll win PL so far, United are playing shite and I can't see Liverpool or City storming the top spot; a nice humiliation from any in their group would cause much Goat-shaped smugness at work.

yes, they are, and i hope they never forget it. last year they only made it into the champs league after they eliminated portuguese side Vitória de Guimarães, who were fucked in the ass by the ref. mind you i hate Vitória, but they really were fucked over.

So it looks like we just qualified for the World Cup. Just scored against Greece with 7 minutes left in the game.

lol, Portugal just threw most of their chances at qualification out of the window. i didn't see the match because frankly our recent displays have been rather underwhelming, but apparently last night we actually played quite well, with Denmark almost unable to leave their own midfield, but fortunately for them FC Porto centre-back Bruno "the barbarian animal asshole" Alves fucked up the one time they went to our goal.

What was that, in the Italy game, two own goals by the same player or doth mine eyes deceive me?

Plus:



YEAH WHATEVER ROONS

yes, and by AC Milan's Kaladze no less. conspiracy?

Sweden played like shit last night, but they managed to get away with a win anyway. Now the game against Denmark on the 10th of October is going to be intense.

Soccer is not good for me.

.:crast:.

We became number two at least, but ten points are not enough. Still like 0,1% chance for the playoffs though. GO!

Inger-land, Inger-land, Inger-land... we're going to be annihilated despite that win, though.