stuartn15ted wrote:
Radagast wrote:
Zad wrote:
As an ex-smoker myself, I can understand smoking, but really Trev, your six points there are a load of rubbish. Smoking may be your choice, but passive smoking is definately harmful - walking behind smokers in the street is a dreadful experience for me, perhaps moreso because I used to smoke and so my lungs have been permanently weakened...
Here's an interesting experiment: replace tobacco in your six points with smack, or heroin for the rest of you. The points are all exactly the same - meditative, fun to walk to (crap point anyway, talk about scraping the barrel), something to look forward to, junkies are interesting (says you), helps to lose weight, and goes nice with coffee.
In fact, you can replace cigarettes in those points with anything from "Woody Allen" to "masturbating in public". So, you choose to smoke and kill yourself, fine, it's your right, but keep it away from where I can breathe it in, please.
Zad wins the thread. Jaden, your article is utter nonsense. I don't need to express a counter-argument because I couldn't provide a better one than Zad just did.
1. Smack is very meditative. Smack can put life into perspective. When life lets you down, smack won’t. I organize my thoughts most efficiently while shotting up, and take emotional shelter in its simple pleasure.
2. Walking is more enjoyable. Whether you’re walking for its own sake, or heading to a lecture, smack always makes for a more satisfying stroll. Going to that next lecture is a little less unappealing when you anticipate a good hit, it’s a well-earned reward for your arduous hike.
3. As just illustrated, smack gives you something to look forward to—frequently. At the end of a lecture, or after dinner, or when it’s just time for another. It’s akin to giving yourself a present five, ten, twenty times a day (however often you take dirty, dirty smack).
4. Smack heads are, more often than not, interesting people, and when you shot up, you will meet more of them. Why, you ask, are smack heads more interesting people? Perhaps it is because, in one way or another, we’re deviant.
5. Taking smack helps you lose weight. It burns calories, and as a result, increases one’s metabolism slightly. Furthermore, heroin curbs appetite. Abdominal definition is hard—have you considered smack? Brad Pitt does it, and he looks great!
6. Coffee and smack. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced this combination.
haha, zad you were right lol!
1. Woody Allen is very meditative. Woody Allen can put life into perspective. When life lets you down, Woody Allen won’t. I organize my thoughts most efficiently while Woody Allen-ed up, and take emotional shelter in its simple pleasure.
2. Walking is more enjoyable. Whether you’re walking for its own sake, or heading to a lecture, Woody Allen always makes for a more satisfying stroll. Going to that next lecture is a little less unappealing when you anticipate a good hit, it’s a well-earned reward for your arduous hike.
3. As just illustrated, Woody Allen gives you something to look forward to—frequently. At the end of a lecture, or after dinner, or when it’s just time for another. It’s akin to giving yourself a present five, ten, twenty times a day (however often you take dirty, dirty Woody Allen).
4. Woody Allen heads are, more often than not, interesting people, and when you Woody Allen up, you will meet more of them. Why, you ask, are Woody Allen heads more interesting people? Perhaps it is because, in one way or another, we’re deviant.
5. Woody Allen helps you lose weight. It burns calories, and as a result, increases one’s metabolism slightly. Furthermore, Woody Allen curbs appetite. Abdominal definition is hard—have you considered Woody Allen? Brad Pitt does it, and he looks great!
6. Coffee and Woody Allen. You haven’t lived until you’ve experienced this combination.
