Metal Reviews

A lengthy in-joke.

The Offspring's guitarist was called Noodles and I thought that was neat.

If you don't know where my name comes from, you need to crawl out from under your rock, smell the roses, and turn on your television.

This guy?

Back in the good ol' days of AOL, Trapped Under Ice was my favorite song yet somebody already had that as their screen name so I turned the 'ed' into a 't' cause that was the cool thing to do in those days. I've been too lazy to shift all my screen names to the 'ed' so I've just stuck with the 't'.

It makes you unique.

Aw shucks, wally.

Gotta be a suck up sometimes.

Because it sounds cool.

Comes from a song by The Tea Party "The Bazzar" which was also
released on an EP as "The Grand Bazaar" which is a stripped version of the original.

Whoever guesses my intricate and complicated reason for choosing this name gets a beer.

You really liked the old kids show Sharon, Lois and Brahm? You add the K as in ok. To let people know that Brahm was your favourite member. He could play that accoustic guitar.. boy oh boy..

Hey, no fair, we don't get that show south of the border... fuck it I'll have a drink anyway.

I hope I'm right.

Glad to see a fellow Offspring fan here. In fact, I listened to Smash just two days ago.

So live like there's no tomorrooooooooooo-whoooooooooooooa!

(And Stefan, I always thought your name was supposed to be a Mercyful Fate reference)

That's what I was thinking of, too, when reading his name.

ZeroStatic is the name I use for playing online games.

It's just sort of the "internet name" I adopted.

NESS from Earthbound, and since NESS was taken when I first registered, I threw metal in front of it to flex my metalNESS.

Tompa is a Swedish nickname for Tomas (my name).

I am the arabian warrior