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Dago
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I think we should keep an eye of those who are involved in this ummm thread, this isnt healthy


YO YO!
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Ok boys, start yiffing!
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I thought you'd rather be that Mr. Hooker bear guy, or maybe Humphrey B. Bear
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I'm suprised this hasn't been locked yet. Isn't it pornography of a sort?
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Haha, I just thought it'd be funny. If it went on for long enough the newbies could come, see the cybersex stickie and freak out-especially when they read all of the animal sex and necrophilia shit.

I shove a dead pigeon into my jap's eye and scream for more.
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Goat
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Haha, I just thought it'd be funny. If it went on for long enough the newbies could come, see the cybersex stickie and freak out-especially when they read all of the animal sex and necrophilia shit.

I shove a dead pigeon into my jap's eye and scream for more.


You have a jap? I thought they were banned after foot-and-mouth.
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Haha, I just thought it'd be funny. If it went on for long enough the newbies could come, see the cybersex stickie and freak out-especially when they read all of the animal sex and necrophilia shit.

I shove a dead pigeon into my jap's eye and scream for more.


You have a jap? I thought they were banned after foot-and-mouth.


Am I ignorant or something? I don't get it. :oops:
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Goat
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Zad wrote:
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Haha, I just thought it'd be funny. If it went on for long enough the newbies could come, see the cybersex stickie and freak out-especially when they read all of the animal sex and necrophilia shit.

I shove a dead pigeon into my jap's eye and scream for more.


You have a jap? I thought they were banned after foot-and-mouth.


Am I ignorant or something? I don't get it. :oops:

:lol:
My weird sense of humour, don't worry. What did you mean by a "jap", a person of Japanese origin?
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Zad wrote:
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Zad wrote:
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Haha, I just thought it'd be funny. If it went on for long enough the newbies could come, see the cybersex stickie and freak out-especially when they read all of the animal sex and necrophilia shit.

I shove a dead pigeon into my jap's eye and scream for more.


You have a jap? I thought they were banned after foot-and-mouth.


Am I ignorant or something? I don't get it. :oops:

:lol:
My weird sense of humour, don't worry. What did you mean by a "jap", a person of Japanese origin?


Oh, I have a wierd sense of humour aswell, I get what you mean now haha. I meant jap's eye as in the piss-hole [slang/]
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Haha, I just thought it'd be funny. If it went on for long enough the newbies could come, see the cybersex stickie and freak out-especially when they read all of the animal sex and necrophilia shit.

I shove a dead pigeon into my jap's eye and scream for more.


You have a jap? I thought they were banned after foot-and-mouth.


Am I ignorant or something? I don't get it. :oops:

:lol:
My weird sense of humour, don't worry. What did you mean by a "jap", a person of Japanese origin?


Oh, I have a wierd sense of humour aswell, I get what you mean now haha. I meant jap's eye as in the piss-hole [slang/]


You dirty, dirty little boy. Prepare to recieve my rod of devourment.

Edit: My what?! :lol:
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Haha, I just thought it'd be funny. If it went on for long enough the newbies could come, see the cybersex stickie and freak out-especially when they read all of the animal sex and necrophilia shit.

I shove a dead pigeon into my jap's eye and scream for more.


You have a jap? I thought they were banned after foot-and-mouth.


Am I ignorant or something? I don't get it. :oops:

:lol:
My weird sense of humour, don't worry. What did you mean by a "jap", a person of Japanese origin?


Oh, I have a wierd sense of humour aswell, I get what you mean now haha. I meant jap's eye as in the piss-hole [slang/]


You dirty, dirty little boy. Prepare to recieve my rod of devourment.

Edit: My what?! :lol:


Rips off rod of devourment and feeds it to the necro-pigeon.
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Goat
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Haha, I just thought it'd be funny. If it went on for long enough the newbies could come, see the cybersex stickie and freak out-especially when they read all of the animal sex and necrophilia shit.

I shove a dead pigeon into my jap's eye and scream for more.


You have a jap? I thought they were banned after foot-and-mouth.


Am I ignorant or something? I don't get it. :oops:

:lol:
My weird sense of humour, don't worry. What did you mean by a "jap", a person of Japanese origin?


Oh, I have a wierd sense of humour aswell, I get what you mean now haha. I meant jap's eye as in the piss-hole [slang/]


You dirty, dirty little boy. Prepare to recieve my rod of devourment.

Edit: My what?! :lol:


Rips off rod of devourment and feeds it to the necro-pigeon.


I grew another one!

Sorry, I can't go on with this, I'm laughing too much.
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this thread is so wrong
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Fingon wrote:
this thread is so wrong


Agreed, can we get it locked, mod?
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Zad wrote:
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this thread is so wrong


Agreed, can we get it locked, mod?


You bastard! What happened to the laughing?
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no!
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
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this thread is so wrong


Agreed, can we get it locked, mod?


You bastard! What happened to the laughing?


it died away when he realised it were all males talking :roll:
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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
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Fingon wrote:
this thread is so wrong


Agreed, can we get it locked, mod?


You bastard! What happened to the laughing?


It stopped. :wink:

The poor orphan stood in shock as the evil of the mage was revealed to him. His mouth agape, he could only stare as the dark lord reached for his cattle prod. "You're in for it now, jonny boy" he cackled, carressing the end with his black fingernails.

What's scary is that there are people out there who genuinely get off on this kind of shit. Disturbing!
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Goat
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Fingon wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
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this thread is so wrong


Agreed, can we get it locked, mod?


You bastard! What happened to the laughing?


it died away when he realised it were all males talking :roll:


Oooh, Fingon's in a bad mood. Serves you right, you depraved child. Bull's testicles indeed!
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Zad wrote:
Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Fingon wrote:
this thread is so wrong


Agreed, can we get it locked, mod?


You bastard! What happened to the laughing?


It stopped. :wink:

The poor orphan stood in shock as the evil of the mage was revealed to him. His mouth agape, he could only stare as the dark lord reached for his cattle prod. "You're in for it now, jonny boy" he cackled, carressing the end with his black fingernails.

What's scary is that there are people out there who genuinely get off on this kind of shit. Disturbing!


HAHAHAHAHA!

I tried several times but I just can't match that. At all.
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