Metal Reviews

Before we start making babies my wife and I want to holiday in London. My goal is of course the Natural History Museum.

Oh yeah, and I want to walk around in 1860s period fashion .

OMG Radagast changed his avatar.

*marks date down in calendar*

Yea public smoking got banned in my home town of Pueblo, which is funny because it holds some sort of record for the highest ratio of bars to chruches in the world or some shit like that. So yea you can't even smoke in a bar, it's fucking insane.

Smoke in a church then

Pueblo, eh Arthur? I've just been reading about how the Pueblo Indians messed up their valley hundreds of years ago because they chopped all the trees down and had to eat each other. Have you visited the ruins?

Bollocks. I'm delighted with my new right not to have toxic fumes blown into my lungs from all directions when enjoying a pint.

Haha, that's just a joke. Birmingham is the shithole of the world and the reason why I avoid ever visiting my uncle. I reccomend London. (I used to live there) Everybody around you is a prick, but it's a cool place. Or Manchester, that's the city very close to me and I go there all the time, sometimes every week. It's a cool place also.

Totally random, but has anyone ever been to Kidderminster?

Hrmmm I might go and look that up now but I'm pretty sure my Pueblo doesn't have anything to do with the Pueblo Indians. It was founded by Spanish Conquistators as a small fort and grew from there. It eventually became a haven for mobsters escaping the big cities. That's why to this day much of the population is Italian. I have been to see the Anasazi ruins, but I'm not sure if that's related to the Pueblo Indians. They were pretty neat I guess, houses and such carved into a cliff face. Of course, all the residents dissapeared without a trace, because all ancient American civilizations have this thing where they have to dissapear without a trace. It was the hip thing to do I guess, back in the day.

What? What is this hippie nonsense? These laws are nothing more than the lifestyles of tofu eating sissies getting pushed on to everyone else. It's not like I'm walking into a Starbucks and telling everyone hey guess what it's now against the law to read Danielle Steel novels and fist each other in the ass all day. Shit man, that's like saying you want to go to the movies, but no one is allowed to eat popcorn. I want to go to a miserable dive where everyone is known simply as "shit head" and kill my brain and liver with alcohol, while at the same time, killing my lungs with smoke like the good Lord intended. (seriously, its in the Bible.)

And what difference will it make to not breathe in second hand smoke, when you are still breathing in the fumes of automobiles and power plants; when we are all at this very moment being slow roasted in a microwave by all the radiation given off by cell phones and televisions; when you can't find groceries that aren't hopped up on steroids or pesticides, what difference will it make? The people who think removing public smoking will do any good are the same ones who believe they will lose weight if only they order the diet soda with that cheeseburger and fries.

Everyday the world becomes more of an unlivable shit hole, but hell, at least you can't smoke in a bar. Bollocks indeed. Bollocks MacMollocks.

Once maybe, but I can't remember what it was like. All I know about it is that it's "famous" for it's carpets.

Utter shit. "What is this hippie nonsense?" Wouldn't hippies support the right to smoke wherever you wanted?

People do not have the right to do whatever they want, wherever and whenever they want to do it. I like drinking, but its against the law for me to do so in the streets - and I understand this, and I don't do it.

You have the right to smoke - I have the right not to. When you smoke in the same enclosed space as me, you take away my choice.

Anyway, if you can't go a few hours without a smoke, that's your problem. Sit at home and drink there if you're so desperate to fill your lungs with shit.

People just like to accuse other people of being "hippies".

If you're anti-public smoking, it's "get a life you whiny hippy"

If you're pro-public smoking, it's "shut up you stupid liberal hippy"

When did it become such an insult?

Shut up hippy.

:x

What ?

That's the face I make when people call me a hippy.

And this is the face I make when I'm joking.

And is the face I make when I know you are joking, but reveal that I put :x because I think it looks funny.

hehe

Internet is hard shit.