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PostPosted: Fri Apr 07, 2006 4:09 pm 
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Eternal Idol wrote:
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Yeah, I can see how the title is oh-so-funny and all, but I couldn't be any LESS interested in some movie about god damn snakes on a plane :evil: It just sounds so bad, more like some b-class strait-to-video crap... Sure I can relate to how S.L.J. thought it sounded so funny it had to be made, but seriously the only thing how this could become entertaining is if they made it slightly funny. So far it reeks of b-movie. Like a mix between Turbulence (1-3?) and Anaconda... though I actually liked Anaconda :P

I just saw the preview trailer; looked better than I thought, but seemed like I was dead on with the comparison! :D


You're missing the point already. It's Samuel L. Jackson and Snake on a Plane. Nothing more needs to be said. If Samuel L and Chuck Norris were to meet, the world would implode on itself from sheer awesomeness.

Snakes on a Plane vs Chuck Norris :shock:


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i think chuck norris is the only way this film could get any better......unless....... arnie, THE HOFF, and shatner somehow make an appearence, is that to much to ask from a film??


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i think chuck norris is the only way this film could get any better......unless....... arnie, THE HOFF, and shatner somehow make an appearence, is that to much to ask from a film??


Not at all. That should be demanded from every film.


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stuartn15ted wrote:
i think chuck norris is the only way this film could get any better......unless....... arnie, THE HOFF, and shatner somehow make an appearence, is that to much to ask from a film??


Well, it can improve with... Steven Seagal or Van Damme.


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what about midgets??? they're natures comedians.....now that would be a movie!!!!


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