The ridiculous, yet true, pic thread

Eternal Idol · **Posted:** Tue May 09, 2006 11:34 pm

stuartn15ted wrote:

Monster Magnet-Monolithic

You know you're quite a hot topic
You gotta nothin' in your head
You got your ass in the back seat
We all agree you're over fed

You're from the suck generation
Like a doggie with a bone
You like your lame fuckin' music
You love talkin' on your phone

You're stone monolithic
I smell it on your breath
You gotta 'bout nothin' to say
Keep spending all your money
And love yourself to death
'Till daddy takes your T-Bird away

You want a new load of garbage
I'd love to drop it at your door
Your gonna eat it little piggy
You always gotta have some more

You're stone monolithic
I smell it on your breath
You gotta 'bout a nothin' to say
So download some garbage
And bake your empty head
'Till daddy takes your T-Bird away

Monolithic Baby (x4)

You're stone monolithic
I smell it on your breath
You gotta 'bout nothin' to say
Keep spending all your money
And love yourself to death
'Till daddy takes your T-Bird away
(2x)

Monolithic Baby (x4)

Al@metalreviews · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 12:50 am

stuartn15ted wrote:

MOM!?

Ness · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 1:06 am

stuartn15ted · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 1:09 am

metalNESS wrote:

aaaahahahahahaa!!!!! :lol:

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 1:21 am

Fingon wrote:

Zad wrote:

ZING!

What's so zingy about that picture? I'd hit it.

Sifl · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 1:53 am

stuartn15ted wrote:

:shock: ...What the fuck is that!?

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 2:14 am

Sifl wrote:

stuartn15ted wrote:

:shock: ...What the fuck is that!?

A juggalo! :lol:

Now you guys see why I never wore any Insane Clown Posse shirts after they got popular, right? People like this would be like, "Much clown love, Juggalo!" when they'd see me. WTF? I'd been a fan for like 6 years at that point and that NEVER happened! It happened a few times and I never wore the shirts again! Hahahaha.

Sifl · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 2:29 am

- The film originally had a PG-13 rating, until additional scenes were filmed, securing an R-rating.The scenes include Sam Jackson hollaring the lines "I want these motherf**king snakes off the motherf**king plane!" Also, there is reportedly more gore, more deaths, more nudity and more snakes to the finished product.

...

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 2:38 am

Snakes on a muthafuck'n plane!! You picture doesn't work.

A guy on the boxing board I visit posted something on this movie like 6 months ago, we all laughed at how stupid it sounded and his praise was ridiculous, but already this movie is like a cult classic! Hahaha. He was right on everything he said! It's weird! Haha.

Sifl · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 3:05 am

Eyesore wrote:

Snakes on a muthafuck'n plane!! You picture doesn't work.

A guy on the boxing board I visit posted something on this movie like 6 months ago, we all laughed at how stupid it sounded and his praise was ridiculous, but already this movie is like a cult classic! Hahaha. He was right on everything he said! It's weird! Haha.

It seems to work for me?

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 3:45 am

Sifl wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Snakes on a muthafuck'n plane!! You picture doesn't work.

A guy on the boxing board I visit posted something on this movie like 6 months ago, we all laughed at how stupid it sounded and his praise was ridiculous, but already this movie is like a cult classic! Hahaha. He was right on everything he said! It's weird! Haha.

It seems to work for me?

Because it's stored in your cache, I would assume.

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 6:49 am

metalNESS wrote:

That big circle thingy says "please punch through here".

Eyesore · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 6:53 am

Kathaarian wrote:

That big circle thingy says "please punch through here".

It also says, "you may knock my emo ass out, but you're breaking your fingers in the process." :lol:

Radagast · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 11:02 am

That fat kid reminds me of a hilarious thing I saw a few months ago. A really fat, camp emokid was walking along Union Street with his equally emo friends and he had an entire chocolate cake in his hand, ready for eating. I don't mean like a cupcake here, I mean like a small pizza-sized cake all for himself. I laughed my ass off when the fat fuck dropped it and started screaming. I said something like "ah, you won't be needing it, tubby" which kept my friend and I in stitches for about an hour (probably longer if I'd said it loud enough for him to hear it :( ).

Anonymous · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 11:28 am

metalNESS wrote:

That's obviously photoshopped, man.

rio · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 12:37 pm

Radagast wrote:

That fat kid reminds me of a hilarious thing I saw a few months ago. A really fat, camp emokid was walking along Union Street with his equally emo friends and he had an entire chocolate cake in his hand, ready for eating. I don't mean like a cupcake here, I mean like a small pizza-sized cake all for himself. I laughed my ass off when the fat fuck dropped it and started screaming. I said something like "ah, you won't be needing it, tubby" which kept my friend and I in stitches for about an hour (probably longer if I'd said it loud enough for him to hear it :( ).

What happens when an emokid drops a cake? Is it wrist slitting time?

Kathaarian · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 1:34 pm

rio wrote:

Radagast wrote:

That fat kid reminds me of a hilarious thing I saw a few months ago. A really fat, camp emokid was walking along Union Street with his equally emo friends and he had an entire chocolate cake in his hand, ready for eating. I don't mean like a cupcake here, I mean like a small pizza-sized cake all for himself. I laughed my ass off when the fat fuck dropped it and started screaming. I said something like "ah, you won't be needing it, tubby" which kept my friend and I in stitches for about an hour (probably longer if I'd said it loud enough for him to hear it :( ).

What happens when an emokid drops a cake? Is it wrist slitting time?

After he writes a poem about it.

Al@metalreviews · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 3:24 pm

Kathaarian wrote:

rio wrote:

Radagast wrote:

That fat kid reminds me of a hilarious thing I saw a few months ago. A really fat, camp emokid was walking along Union Street with his equally emo friends and he had an entire chocolate cake in his hand, ready for eating. I don't mean like a cupcake here, I mean like a small pizza-sized cake all for himself. I laughed my ass off when the fat fuck dropped it and started screaming. I said something like "ah, you won't be needing it, tubby" which kept my friend and I in stitches for about an hour (probably longer if I'd said it loud enough for him to hear it :( ).

What happens when an emokid drops a cake? Is it wrist slitting time?

After he writes a poem about it.

In a graveyard....

Goat · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 3:25 pm

Radagast wrote:

That fat kid reminds me of a hilarious thing I saw a few months ago. A really fat, camp emokid was walking along Union Street with his equally emo friends and he had an entire chocolate cake in his hand, ready for eating. I don't mean like a cupcake here, I mean like a small pizza-sized cake all for himself. I laughed my ass off when the fat fuck dropped it and started screaming. I said something like "ah, you won't be needing it, tubby" which kept my friend and I in stitches for about an hour (probably longer if I'd said it loud enough for him to hear it :( ).

Maybe it was for his little sister's birthday party, and the bakery had run out of bags. You're so judgemental!

Radagast · **Posted:** Wed May 10, 2006 3:42 pm

Zad wrote:

Radagast wrote:

That fat kid reminds me of a hilarious thing I saw a few months ago. A really fat, camp emokid was walking along Union Street with his equally emo friends and he had an entire chocolate cake in his hand, ready for eating. I don't mean like a cupcake here, I mean like a small pizza-sized cake all for himself. I laughed my ass off when the fat fuck dropped it and started screaming. I said something like "ah, you won't be needing it, tubby" which kept my friend and I in stitches for about an hour (probably longer if I'd said it loud enough for him to hear it :( ).

Maybe it was for his little sister's birthday party, and the bakery had run out of bags. You're so judgemental!

If you'd seen this guy...with the mad, predatory look in his eye as he hovered over this thing....

...Christ I'm glad he never got started or he might have moved onto passers-by when he ran out of cake.

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