Metal Reviews

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Ic... I've never met one then. especially when getting them getting free shit is involved. Also using the tone of an arrogant prick is just asking to fail =)

"those are nice shoes, they remind me of something my mom would wear" <-- my friend can say stuff like that in a perfectly sincere tone of voice and it gets the funniest looks out of people.
for me whenever I'm sarcastic and mean to girls they start following me around, or at least its happened twice, and I'm only sarcastic and mean to girls I don't like. So it was pretty lame. :?

Long hair pwns too because girls always ask to touch and/or cut it ...

This is some of the gayest shit i've ever read. How 'bout you just grow a pair and ask a girl out. If she says no, then that's that. Life goes on.

So to summarize:

Josh's tips:

1. Don't be an emo fag.

Girls would always play with my hair, especially since it was extremely curly. I don't know why I cut it. I looked like a Greek god. Like Poseidon I would say:

I already have a girlfriend, but I was thinking of how before I started going out with her how I would give her massages as an excuse to get her to take her shirt off

Eh, I like the better approach of just asking. Works just as well.

You know, the funny this is, everytime I read a post of yours I think it's a girl. I always have to remind myself that your a "guy."

:cry:

what up.

Whenever I've asked a girl out they always think of it as an "as friends" kind of thing. Of course the last time I did that was over like 2 years ago so meh...

Go out as friends? That's fruity. I like to clarify early on with a girl whether we're going to be friends or end up having something together. That way there's no surprises later on. I don't like working very much for women. Either they're into me early on and we work on that, or she ends up falling for me later (how I actually came to be with my current girlfriend).

"Lemme lickk ya pusseh biatch"

the perfect pick up line. It works.

Every time i show interest in a girl, they either use me as a plaything for a while then tell me to fuck off, or say "I only see you as a friend". Husker, Orion, i give you permission to e-beat me up. Im so emo (though not as emo as Noodles, Thank God!)

From what i can tell girls don't really use guys as a plaything on purpose, its just how their feelings work where they feel like they're in love with them, but that fades after like a month so the guy just feels abused./

No i was told that she knew i liked her and used it to make herself feel good. :(

Insult her, then say you'll apologise if she sends a pic of herself to you.


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Well, it worked the last time. :(

Actually, i did insult her often as a very bad "i like you" tactic. :(

And i could just call her, she's one of my best friends. Though she moved away with her boyfriend. He's a pseudo-goth and loves AFI and HIM :(

Have Bolt Thrower playing in the background whenever you call her. Get another female friend to make suspicious noises, make her jealous.

I like AFI too.

Wow. A7X, AFI, you really want no respect in the metal world huh?