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Some people are just made to be bigger. But, there is a world of difference between being overweight and being a fucking land whale. There is no excuse for being obese, period. Stop shoving Big Macs down by the gulpfull.

My favorite moment of working a summer job at McDonald's:

Me:Helllo, how may I help you?
Manatee: I'll have a 20 piece Chicken McNugget Meal, supersized.
Me:OK, anything else?
Manatee:Also, an Apple Pie, with Vanilla Ice Cream on top.
Me:OK, and what wouild you like to drink with that?
Manatee: A Diet Coke.

Yeah, that Coke is what's making you fat. This happened several times a day.


Be fair, maybe they just prefer the taste.


you work in a macdonalds? woot! but doesn't the smell of french fries get on your nerves after a while?

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Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Some people are just made to be bigger. But, there is a world of difference between being overweight and being a fucking land whale. There is no excuse for being obese, period. Stop shoving Big Macs down by the gulpfull.

My favorite moment of working a summer job at McDonald's:

Me:Helllo, how may I help you?
Manatee: I'll have a 20 piece Chicken McNugget Meal, supersized.
Me:OK, anything else?
Manatee:Also, an Apple Pie, with Vanilla Ice Cream on top.
Me:OK, and what wouild you like to drink with that?
Manatee: A Diet Coke.

Yeah, that Coke is what's making you fat. This happened several times a day.


Be fair, maybe they just prefer the taste.


I do.


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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Some people are just made to be bigger. But, there is a world of difference between being overweight and being a fucking land whale. There is no excuse for being obese, period. Stop shoving Big Macs down by the gulpfull.

My favorite moment of working a summer job at McDonald's:

Me:Helllo, how may I help you?
Manatee: I'll have a 20 piece Chicken McNugget Meal, supersized.
Me:OK, anything else?
Manatee:Also, an Apple Pie, with Vanilla Ice Cream on top.
Me:OK, and what wouild you like to drink with that?
Manatee: A Diet Coke.

Yeah, that Coke is what's making you fat. This happened several times a day.


Be fair, maybe they just prefer the taste.


you work in a macdonalds? woot! but doesn't the smell of french fries get on your nerves after a while?


Yeah, I worked there like 8 years ago as a Summer job in between school. It sucks about as much as you would think.


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Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Some people are just made to be bigger. But, there is a world of difference between being overweight and being a fucking land whale. There is no excuse for being obese, period. Stop shoving Big Macs down by the gulpfull.

My favorite moment of working a summer job at McDonald's:

Me:Helllo, how may I help you?
Manatee: I'll have a 20 piece Chicken McNugget Meal, supersized.
Me:OK, anything else?
Manatee:Also, an Apple Pie, with Vanilla Ice Cream on top.
Me:OK, and what wouild you like to drink with that?
Manatee: A Diet Coke.

Yeah, that Coke is what's making you fat. This happened several times a day.


Be fair, maybe they just prefer the taste.


Except that I've heard people say that if they cut down on Soda they wouldn't be fat. I know Soda's not healthy or anything, but saying that while stuffing your face with garbage is ridiculous.


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Eternal Idol wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Some people are just made to be bigger. But, there is a world of difference between being overweight and being a fucking land whale. There is no excuse for being obese, period. Stop shoving Big Macs down by the gulpfull.

My favorite moment of working a summer job at McDonald's:

Me:Helllo, how may I help you?
Manatee: I'll have a 20 piece Chicken McNugget Meal, supersized.
Me:OK, anything else?
Manatee:Also, an Apple Pie, with Vanilla Ice Cream on top.
Me:OK, and what wouild you like to drink with that?
Manatee: A Diet Coke.

Yeah, that Coke is what's making you fat. This happened several times a day.


Be fair, maybe they just prefer the taste.


Except that I've heard people say that if they cut down on Soda they wouldn't be fat. I know Soda's not healthy or anything, but saying that while stuffing your face with garbage is ridiculous.


I was being facetious, I know what you meant. What makes me mad is the fat parents with their fat offspring, taking them into the place and stuffing their faces. :x


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Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Some people are just made to be bigger. But, there is a world of difference between being overweight and being a fucking land whale. There is no excuse for being obese, period. Stop shoving Big Macs down by the gulpfull.

My favorite moment of working a summer job at McDonald's:

Me:Helllo, how may I help you?
Manatee: I'll have a 20 piece Chicken McNugget Meal, supersized.
Me:OK, anything else?
Manatee:Also, an Apple Pie, with Vanilla Ice Cream on top.
Me:OK, and what wouild you like to drink with that?
Manatee: A Diet Coke.

Yeah, that Coke is what's making you fat. This happened several times a day.


Be fair, maybe they just prefer the taste.


Except that I've heard people say that if they cut down on Soda they wouldn't be fat. I know Soda's not healthy or anything, but saying that while stuffing your face with garbage is ridiculous.


I was being facetious, I know what you meant. What makes me mad is the fat parents with their fat offspring, taking them into the place and stuffing their faces. :x


now THAT is sickening.

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Stuffing your face and drinking diet coke is ridiculous, but it's amazing how much weight coke puts on. I remember when I was a fat lard bucket, I cut all fizzy drinks out of my diet and lost 40lbs. I have since regained half of that, I'm now a semi lard bucket. And I blame (amongst beer and not getting enough excercise) drinking coke again, need to cut it out.


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If someone drinks a lot of pop, it would be a good idea to cut back if you want to lose weight.

But you know, I've been dieting and everyone says that if I want to lose weight, I'm going to have to quit drinking Mountain Dew. Yeah, right. I drink only 1 can a day...that's only 170 calories and no fat. Sure, it's all sugar, but I still lose weight. Why? Because I almost never snack and I measure out everything I eat and count every calorie. I also exercise almost daily and I never eat fast food.

The reason people are fat is because they eat crap and they eat too big of a portion. Cut your fat intake by switching to lite or fat free versions of foods, don't eat if you're not hungry, and don't eat more than the recommended serving size. It's very simple. Obese people just cannot seem to follow those simple rules, though. And that is why they are obese. Blaming McDonald's or a medical condition isn't going to make you thinner...just makes you look like a whiner.


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Metalhead_Bastard wrote:
Zad wrote:
Eternal Idol wrote:
Some people are just made to be bigger. But, there is a world of difference between being overweight and being a fucking land whale. There is no excuse for being obese, period. Stop shoving Big Macs down by the gulpfull.

My favorite moment of working a summer job at McDonald's:

Me:Helllo, how may I help you?
Manatee: I'll have a 20 piece Chicken McNugget Meal, supersized.
Me:OK, anything else?
Manatee:Also, an Apple Pie, with Vanilla Ice Cream on top.
Me:OK, and what wouild you like to drink with that?
Manatee: A Diet Coke.

Yeah, that Coke is what's making you fat. This happened several times a day.


Be fair, maybe they just prefer the taste.


I do.

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