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PostPosted: Sun Mar 18, 2007 8:57 pm 
leee wrote:
First of all she is from Taiwan not a Thai girl....

You can tell if they are Lady Boys or not. Here are the rules:

1. Tall = lady boy

2. Big boobs or too perfect boobs = lady boy

3. If they only want anal = lady boy

Singapore is full of them too if you go to certain clubs but seriously, unless you are blind drunk you can tell unless you are noob to Asia.


??? ... i find their boobs to be extremly revolting :wacko: ... i can easily find a few examples, if you like :wink:

here's a few extra rules...

4. Masculine face

5. Big muscles

6. Has a cock between their legs


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Astaroth wrote:
leee wrote:
First of all she is from Taiwan not a Thai girl....

You can tell if they are Lady Boys or not. Here are the rules:

1. Tall = lady boy

2. Big boobs or too perfect boobs = lady boy

3. If they only want anal = lady boy

Singapore is full of them too if you go to certain clubs but seriously, unless you are blind drunk you can tell unless you are noob to Asia.


??? ... i find their boobs to be extremly revolting :wacko: ... i can easily find a few examples, if you like :wink:

here's a few extra rules...

4. Masculine face

5. Big muscles

6. Has a cock between their legs


Shit, thats a ladyboy? Damn, I have done some bad things then...


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The lady-boy phenomenon is an industry over in Thailand. The people there are kinda poor and they resort to prostitution/GRO to make ends meet. Plus, sex change surgeries are cheap over there. I've never been to Thailand, but I've been advised not to trust the girls for being real girls. Most of the brothels there operate with lady-boys, so be careful you guys.

There are loads of lady-boys over here in Malaysia too, and Singapore. My high schoolmates used to bash them up. They used to ride their motorcycles close to the whores, then when they try to negotiate some terms (for business), WHAM!! These guys would smash these trannies faces with their helmets. It was sort of a high school thrill back then. The cops never gave a shit cos it was helping them in getting the tranny whores off the streets.


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Astaroth wrote:

4. Masculine face

5. Big muscles

6. Has a cock between their legs
Lots of guys I know barely meet one of those characteristics.


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Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
Astaroth wrote:

4. Masculine face

5. Big muscles

6. Has a cock between their legs
Lots of guys I know barely meet one of those characteristics.

I dont meet 4 or 5 =(


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:23 am 
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leee wrote:
The girl-boy in the pic that Ken so kindly put up is my ex, "she" is from Taiwan (a Taiwanese lady boy) and that was taken in the forbidden city. Even though "she" is my ex "she" is picking me up at the airport in Shanghai and staying with me while i am in China. Asian girl-boys are cool and loyal......

You posted that pic first. Don't be mad.

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Ken, if you want to fuck lady boys it is cool, just don't drag me down your downward spiral but I can point you in the right direction for sure......

Dragging you down? I'm going down there to hang with you, homey!


Yeah but that was before I knew someone could have that classless of a taste of humor, hey fuck with me all you want it is cool but probably should leave her out of it. Yeah I know I put it up but this is like your third asian almost on the borderline of really bad taste thing over it. Your first one was something along the lines of me so horny and something else. Anyways, maybe I should take it down myself if that is the kind of comments she gets. Me I don't care about but the other isn't very cool. I just thought it was a good picture of myself and her and showing me where I spend most of my time/life. Anyways just be cool from now on about it. She is really a cool person and I would have never put that up if I thought it would be the subject of mass jokes.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 12:58 pm 
noodles wrote:
Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
Astaroth wrote:

4. Masculine face

5. Big muscles

6. Has a cock between their legs
Lots of guys I know barely meet one of those characteristics.

I dont meet 4 or 5 =(


it's just some basic rules that are somewhat optional along with the 3 first rulez :) With "Big Muscles" i just mean that their muscle structure are slighty bigger and more visual than girls.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:49 pm 
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The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
leee wrote:
The girl-boy in the pic that Ken so kindly put up is my ex, "she" is from Taiwan (a Taiwanese lady boy) and that was taken in the forbidden city. Even though "she" is my ex "she" is picking me up at the airport in Shanghai and staying with me while i am in China. Asian girl-boys are cool and loyal......

You posted that pic first. Don't be mad.

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Ken, if you want to fuck lady boys it is cool, just don't drag me down your downward spiral but I can point you in the right direction for sure......

Dragging you down? I'm going down there to hang with you, homey!

Yeah but that was before I knew someone could have that classless of a taste of humor, hey fuck with me all you want it is cool but probably should leave her out of it. Yeah I know I put it up but this is like your third asian almost on the borderline of really bad taste thing over it. Your first one was something along the lines of me so horny and something else. Anyways, maybe I should take it down myself if that is the kind of comments she gets. Me I don't care about but the other isn't very cool. I just thought it was a good picture of myself and her and showing me where I spend most of my time/life. Anyways just be cool from now on about it. She is really a cool person and I would have never put that up if I thought it would be the subject of mass jokes.

Stop whining. You're going to make me puke. We've all had our pictures fucked with here, and you've laughed. Don't take it personal. It's a joke!

For instance:

Image

:lol:


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The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
leee wrote:
The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
leee wrote:
The girl-boy in the pic that Ken so kindly put up is my ex, "she" is from Taiwan (a Taiwanese lady boy) and that was taken in the forbidden city. Even though "she" is my ex "she" is picking me up at the airport in Shanghai and staying with me while i am in China. Asian girl-boys are cool and loyal......

You posted that pic first. Don't be mad.

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Ken, if you want to fuck lady boys it is cool, just don't drag me down your downward spiral but I can point you in the right direction for sure......

Dragging you down? I'm going down there to hang with you, homey!

Yeah but that was before I knew someone could have that classless of a taste of humor, hey fuck with me all you want it is cool but probably should leave her out of it. Yeah I know I put it up but this is like your third asian almost on the borderline of really bad taste thing over it. Your first one was something along the lines of me so horny and something else. Anyways, maybe I should take it down myself if that is the kind of comments she gets. Me I don't care about but the other isn't very cool. I just thought it was a good picture of myself and her and showing me where I spend most of my time/life. Anyways just be cool from now on about it. She is really a cool person and I would have never put that up if I thought it would be the subject of mass jokes.

Stop whining. You're going to make me puke. We've all had our pictures fucked with here, and you've laughed. Don't take it personal. It's a joke!

For instance:

Image

:lol:
Well most men in general don't take too kindly to someone insulting their woman, especially her appearance. That last picture isn't the same kind of thing, it's obviously been photoshopped. But now I'm pretty sure that there are at least a few guys who clicked on this thread early on and now think that lee's girl is seriously a guy.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 6:53 pm 
Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
Well most men in general don't take too kindly to someone insulting their woman, especially her appearance. That last picture isn't the same kind of thing, it's obviously been photoshopped. But now I'm pretty sure that there are at least a few guys who clicked on this thread early on and now think that lee's girl is seriously a guy.

I think you're being pretty naive. Since leee joined he has laid into everyone. He's also claimed many times that people are babies here, and that it's totally "metal" to insult people the way he does—which is far worse than me making a joke about his ex-girlfriend.

This is a community, and there is a certain communal persona that this place has. You're relatively new here and aren't quite up to speed. That's not an insult or anything, don't think that. I'm just calling it like I see it. Go through the Faces thread and read how many insults leee has flung our way before judging this. It's all in good fun, and leee knows it. He just turns emo every once in a while.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:57 pm 
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our way, not some girl's.

anyway, there's a long way between putting a moustache on a girl and calling her a shemale or something like that.

or maybe i'm just saying that because i like my women with 'staches :dio: :dio:

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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:11 pm 
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The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
Well most men in general don't take too kindly to someone insulting their woman, especially her appearance. That last picture isn't the same kind of thing, it's obviously been photoshopped. But now I'm pretty sure that there are at least a few guys who clicked on this thread early on and now think that lee's girl is seriously a guy.

I think you're being pretty naive. Since leee joined he has laid into everyone. He's also claimed many times that people are babies here, and that it's totally "metal" to insult people the way he does—which is far worse than me making a joke about his ex-girlfriend.

This is a community, and there is a certain communal persona that this place has. You're relatively new here and aren't quite up to speed. That's not an insult or anything, don't think that. I'm just calling it like I see it. Go through the Faces thread and read how many insults leee has flung our way before judging this. It's all in good fun, and leee knows it. He just turns emo every once in a while.
Well yeah, I see what you are saying about the community and I didn't take it as an insult. But even then, leee is part of the community, yet his ex-girlfriend isn't. Maybe that's what got him so irked.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:14 pm 
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our way, not some girl's.

anyway, there's a long way between putting a moustache on a girl and calling her a shemale or something like that.

or maybe i'm just saying that because i like my women with 'staches :dio: :dio:

Sure there's a difference, but this is leee we're talking about. Leee set the precedent when he lashed out at all of us, saying that it was all in good fun and "metal." He should be able to handle the joking.


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:15 pm 
Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
Dylan@Metalreviews wrote:
Well most men in general don't take too kindly to someone insulting their woman, especially her appearance. That last picture isn't the same kind of thing, it's obviously been photoshopped. But now I'm pretty sure that there are at least a few guys who clicked on this thread early on and now think that lee's girl is seriously a guy.

I think you're being pretty naive. Since leee joined he has laid into everyone. He's also claimed many times that people are babies here, and that it's totally "metal" to insult people the way he does—which is far worse than me making a joke about his ex-girlfriend.

This is a community, and there is a certain communal persona that this place has. You're relatively new here and aren't quite up to speed. That's not an insult or anything, don't think that. I'm just calling it like I see it. Go through the Faces thread and read how many insults leee has flung our way before judging this. It's all in good fun, and leee knows it. He just turns emo every once in a while.

Well yeah, I see what you are saying about the community and I didn't take it as an insult. But even then, leee is part of the community, yet his ex-girlfriend isn't. Maybe that's what got him so irked.

Nah, leee is just a big baby sometimes. :lol:


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Azrael wrote:
our way, not some girl's.

anyway, there's a long way between putting a moustache on a girl and calling her a shemale or something like that.

or maybe i'm just saying that because i like my women with 'staches :dio: :dio:



I feel like puking :wacko:

But I do know a former classmate of mine from high school, very pretty and sweet looking girl. But she's got a thin line of hair over her lips. Does this turn you on, Az?


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hellraiser_xes wrote:
Azrael wrote:
our way, not some girl's.

anyway, there's a long way between putting a moustache on a girl and calling her a shemale or something like that.

or maybe i'm just saying that because i like my women with 'staches :dio: :dio:



I feel like puking :wacko:

But I do know a former classmate of mine from high school, very pretty and sweet looking girl. But she's got a thin line of hair over her lips. Does this turn you on, Az?

Well, testosterone causes excess hair growth in women, and everyone knows testosterone makes you horny....


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
Azrael wrote:
our way, not some girl's.

anyway, there's a long way between putting a moustache on a girl and calling her a shemale or something like that.

or maybe i'm just saying that because i like my women with 'staches :dio: :dio:



I feel like puking :wacko:

But I do know a former classmate of mine from high school, very pretty and sweet looking girl. But she's got a thin line of hair over her lips. Does this turn you on, Az?

Well, testosterone causes excess hair growth in women, and everyone knows testosterone makes you horny....


And so is the other way around. Have you seen guys with tits? Scary.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:27 am 
hellraiser_xes wrote:
And so is the other way around. Have you seen guys with tits? Scary.

I agree.

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:ph34r:


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The Ghost of Eyesore wrote:
hellraiser_xes wrote:
And so is the other way around. Have you seen guys with tits? Scary.

I agree.

Image

:ph34r:


KEN IS THAT YOU??!! :blink:

Haha, that's not awefully bad. I saw a few guys at the beach sometime ago, and shit, they really needed bras.


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indeed i am hallraiser. i got an erection just by reading your description.

kidding. i got two.

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