Metal Reviews

Really? It just seems a bit well... crap to me.
Actually I think banning him would be the ULTIMATE irony .

i knew it was him 'cause he called me gay for downloading the leak of the new devin townsend, and he's the only actively anti-downloading person here

Hahahahahaha. Calling for me to be banned? What a bunch of clowns.

Here's the real deal. I deleted the Eyesore account for a reason: I didn't want to spend so much time online anymore—especially putting so much into promoting music to a bunch of people who simply don't give a shit (this does not apply to everyone here, of course). Then I took a spam account (this one) and made that one post. I was going to carry on with it, but this name sucks. So I changed another spam account to The Ghost of Eyesore (I couldn't change this name, of course, because you'd know I wrote that comment). Anyway, The Ghost of Eyesore was supposed to be a joke account. I didn't intend to post much, just a few threads/posts as a joke.

Then, of course, I got right back into old habits and started posting like crazy with that account. Once I hit 1000 I changed the e-mail address to fartlicker@secondwind.com or something like that, and that locked my account out. Then I was done. Ask Adam. I planned on still reading, but not posting. Then I didn't like not knowing what replies were new and such, so I created Emolicious. Obviously a stupid username, and I had no intention of posting much at all with it. These weren't alternate accounts for me to start fights and have conversations with myself, which is what those previous alt accounts were used for. In fact, The Ghost of Eyesore wasn't an alt account; this was a brand new account. I cannot access The Ghost of Eyesore or the Eyesore account anymore. This account you could consider an alt, but I had no intentions of ever using it again. I can't even fucking spell the damn thing! And I'd forgotten about it until Turdlock Holmes and his investigative prowess found me out! Hahaha. Retard.

So, Misha, go ahead and ban me. I've been working in the IT field since 1995, I can change my IP address any time I want to. You can't ban me from this site, bro. Moreover, there is no reason to ban me at all.

So, now all you clowns that called for me to be banned are free to lick the dingleberries from me arse.

Stay metal you crazy bastard!!

You know, 12 years on the 'net an this might be the most bizzare thing yet, even worse then furrie discussion groups.

Ken are you ok?

What's so odd? I deleted one account; created another as a joke but used it as a serious account, so I effectively closed it at 1000 posts. Then I created a stupid account so I could read stuff more easily and send Tlaloc homo-erotic PMs. That's bizarre?

Come on man, just be honest and create an account which you use for some occasional posting and make no secret who you are, not that it matters much. You have many valid opinions and I enjoy discussing music with you or reading you discuss it with someone else, all this other bullshit is just really embarrassing.

Um...did you just read what I wrote? How is that embarrassing?

so the moral of the story is that ken just cant stay away from our sweet sweet metal luvin?

Hahah, what a poopfoot, I didn't even want him banned, he's way too funny at taking bait. Anyways, it's funny how he actually managed to find an excuse for have THREE!!! drama accounts I don't think anyone in the history of MR had that much drama

It's embarrassing that a 30 year old man has nothing better to do with his time than this childish nonsense. I used to like you, but you really are an attention whore with the mentality of a Junior High Schooler.

Actually, like I said, Eyesore is gone. The Ghost of Eyesore is inaccessible to me. This account I'm posting under now was completely forgotten. So, we can get technical and say I had two accounts, but in reality the Emolicious account was the only one I knew I could use. So basically I had one account, and again you prove to be incapable of matching wits with me.

But, wait, I took the bait, huh?

Hahaha. They smell blood!

I am only coming in to this conversation to throw my support behind the term poopfoot. I am stealing that one. It made me giggle.

someone ought to update the MR.com encyclopedia dramatica article to include a whole section dedicated just to ken.

ken, i think you're cool (no, really), but save us the drama and be honest about your identity. act your age, ffs.

Hold on here. What drama was there until someone else fucked with my account? Someone edits my posts and insults me in the process, but I'm causing drama when I say something about it? Hahahaha. Get the fuck out of here.

OK, this needs to stop right now. I smell a 10 page shitfest approaching.

Move the fuck on people! Please. I don't want to lock this as I hate to do that, but this is getting stupid.

No worries. No 10-page shitfest—I actually prefer turdfest, but that's just me.

edit: Score, I was mentioned in the ED entry

Go Go sixteen year old girl.

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