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thedirtyporthole
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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:49 pm 
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Tompa wrote:
I'm pretty desperate for a blowjob these days but I don't think I'd want to stick my dick in someones mouth if she'd been sucking ~500 of them already that very week.


You never went to college?
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Tlaloc
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following the reaper wrote:
She's actually decently hot. Didnt expect that.


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noodles
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, I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.

So if I ask for one I get 40,000? I like this offer.
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Goat
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Bet when it's supposed to happen she gets a sniffle, or something.
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Adam
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3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:

-applicants must be 18yrs old or above
-condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
-the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
-any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
result in immediate end of service
-Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons


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Some notes after having received more than 1000 applications:

-submitting several applications will not result in more blowjobs
-Services for female applicants can only be provided in Second Life if the applicant has the necessary avatar modifications


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Trooper Of Steel
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LOL

So, be honest now...how many of you actually filled in that form?

Do you think she'd make the trip to Australia, lol
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Goat
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Surely it'd be easier to persuade a local to sort you out rather than have some Belgian slut fly out?
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