Metal Reviews

Yeah, because I'm trolling people. What happened the second someone mentioned I was supposedly this infamous Ken? Gee, I wonder. Maybe I created this account because a ton have people have been asking me to for months now? It's possible, quite possible actually. True, in fact! But who knows! A troll I am not, though, nor will I be. I'm just here for a little fun, and I may try and get down with that white chick.

And for the record, if this thread were not in jest, it would still not change the fact that the signature in question is potentially highly offensive. At a minimum it is inappropriate for a respectable webzine to even allow it to be judged one way or the other. I say remove it. But I'm a strong black man, so I couldn't care less about a bunch of silly white boys.

Yo.

And someone needs to change my title. That's just insensitive.

Shut up.

Now with Vick as your avatar I really agree with Afro Lint.

Dude, come on. Afro Rent is a friggin' ruse. A fairly typical troll.

How do I know this? Well, I know a troll when I see one, because I am a troll. Just... not a troll on this board.

So there.

This has nothing to do with him. I honstly think that you should change your sig. The Vick picture is funny (especially after the most recent news), but that in combination with you're sig is slightly racist (and unfunny).

I know I may sound like a pussy right now, but we can't review Burzum...

And for the record I don't see how Ken is being a troll. He has commented on several music topics and hasn't gone off topic anymore than the next guy.

I actually think you've contradicted that statement fairly convincingly, homey.

I won't be a prominent member here. I have no intentions of being one, but I will discuss music ocassionally. You're free to do the same with me. It's good fun.

So much for being incognegro.

You gave it away yourself. Nobody else has one liners like you man. You also gave it away when you were commenting on SYL, Swano, and how awesome the Deris era Helloween is.

What one-liners? I said nothing. Innocent, I say!

Not exactly. I stated that I was a troll, but I wasn't a troll on this board.

And you're correct; it is good fun. But wrongfully and stupidly calling someone 'emo' and then going off about racism is not good fun. It just makes you look even more unintelligent.

With that said, I'll be glad to engage in metal-related conversations with you.

Well, he didn't have to go and make a big deal out of something like this, seeing as he's hardly a black man. Maybe deep down inside, but...

rolf

And my point was that once you found out who I was, you went into troll mode, as did a few others. I needed to say nothing. It would have happened either way.

Perhaps I did go into 'troll mode'. Perhaps a few others did as well. However, you were in that 'mode' the moment you returned.

You're stretching here, bro. This current thread is a joke. It's a Hellheim thread, not a trolling thread. It's all done in jest. See it for what it is, not what you want it to be. When I left MR I was pissed and disgruntled. I spent hundreds of hours working for this site and felt I'd been shit on. I'm not an asshole, though I can be. If you look for it, you'll find it. Doesn't mean it's there, though.

The moment I returned I was discussing music, as I like to do. Don't be upset because I disagreed with your "reviewing" practices in that Raintime thread. Or because I like The New Black better than City. Or because I think you need a chin implant.

Like I said, we can discuss music, or you can keep taking your shots at me. I can throw back. It's all good. I like a nice comedic jest. No flamewars, though. I've already been warned.