Metal Reviews

Like The Silent Man's duck, I believe a drawing accurately sums up my feelings toward my bosses right now:

6 out of 10. Not bad, but you can do much better.

Unfortunately it turned out not to be you, but someone that used to know your guitar player or something equally uninteresting. Still, fun enough.

Unstimulated. Over the past few days I have been helping my grandparents prepare for their annual Independence Day gathering.

Tired as FUCK. I don't know what time I went to sleep, but the sun had risen and now I've got up at 11:30. Aaaargh.

Same i came back home after like a 9 hours night. LoFl it was longer than the day itself.

Pretty annoyed. I got my results today. Three passes and a distinction. My grades are slipping badly :? .

Kind of annoyed because my friend uses being in a bad mood as an excuse for being a total bitch to everyone... =/

I feel like shit. It's been so extremely hot around here lately. I can't take it anymore. I ran out of cigarettes this morning but I didn't dare venturing out in the merciless sun to get some. My fair hyperborean skin can't handle this weather. Hence, I will now migrate to some place with a more bearable climate. I have packed my bags and I am leaving now cloaked in the darkness.

I don't know for how long I'll be gone or where I'll go, but I will not be posting here for a couple of weeks at the least. See y'all later.

got my math II score today, 14/20. the best was 15 so, not bad at all...

Then get off the net and Study!

That is precisely what I intend to do next semester, so you won't be seeing a great deal of me.

Tonight I feel really swell. At work I was in the rubbish room, which is a large enclosed area where you crush boxes in a compactor and the industrial bins are kept. The place smells like a Turkish whorehouse (sorry Kathy, just an expression I use). Anyway, I was in there sending boxes down the chute of box death when out of the corner of my eye I see something small drop from the ceiling and go splat. On closer inspection it revealed itself to be bird shit. I look up and see way up among the steel rafters is perched a big fat kookaburra. Oooooh kaay. So naturally I enquire about why this giant kingfisher is sitting in the roof of the supermarket, and the response by a fellow worker was "duuuh, it's been there a couple of days, managment doesn't want to spend money on having someone remove it". Being a bird lover I was very displeased, so after my shift I decided to do a Steve Irwin and climb up there and get him. With a steadily growing audience watching I finally managed to corner him and take him into custody. Luckily my experience with Hugo allowed my hands to evolve into bite proof bird graspers, so his chomps did me little discomfort. So I take him outside and hold him out on my hand, and he just sits there. Awwww. Finally he took off and all was good.

Now I bet I get some stupid fucking nickname at work like "Bird Boy" or "Kookaburra Fucker".

That's an odd name - I'd have called it a chazzwozzer.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Parabens Mitul, a sua nota foi 16 valores

Boas Ferias

Cristina Gaio
Assistente
Instituto Superior de Economia e Gestão
Universidade Técnica de Lisboa

translation:

Congratulations Mitul, your grade was 16

(bla bla bla)

i'm a happy panda today. 16/20, the best grade was 17

EDIT - maybe i only got the grade because of the "test sheet with blood all over it". maybe they thought i was emo and i'd kill myself if i didn't get a nice grade :?

i'm so happy with life right now

My neck hurts.

I like it when I wake up in the morning and parts of me just inexplicably hurt.

kill yourself right now then, you should quit at the top because it will only get worse.

i was returning home from the university just now, and some woman got stuck on the door in the subway in the line across mine, or something. i heard the screaming and saw some guy bang the door until the train stopped again.

the thing is, i took off the headphones, got up and went to watch closer. i felt bad after that :| it's like slowing down to watch the result of a car crash. i shouldn't have done that, but i did :/

I wouldn't feel too bad, unless you did a pressed ham (pushing your bare arse-cheeks up against the glass).

everything feels so dull and uninteresting today :(

i hate how my mood never has anything to do with how good my day or week or whatever was. its just like totally random =/