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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:39 pm 
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Cara wrote:
I meant that I think He's the hottest. :lame:


That hurt my ego!!!

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i'm surprised this discussion hasn't evolved from "who is the hottest male?" to "who has the biggest penis?" :rolleyes:


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everyone knows its me already no point in discussing


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 9:22 pm 
noodles wrote:
everyone knows its me already no point in discussing

I think I'm not alone in my assumption that your penis was grown in a vat and surgically added after you were sown shut, baby girl.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 11:04 pm 
noodles wrote:
everyone knows its me already no point in discussing


I hope it's thicker than you. :P


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It's actually interesting looking at people's avatars and working out their penis size from the clues given. Freud, doncha know.

Frigid - Man with long thin, knife - obvious
Fingon - A leaping wolf - ie sensitive topic, safer not to ask
Noodles - A baby with an umbilical chord - clearly issues of some sort, we'll leave him be in case the net police are reading
Karmakosmonaut - Man with spikey helmet - obvious
Jaden - A cigarette, is he trying to make up for something?

And lastly, me - all spiny and as thick as an arm, with a ghostly figure staring down in wonder. Yes, I think we have a winner.


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Zad wrote:
It's actually interesting looking at people's avatars and working out their penis size from the clues given. Freud, doncha know.

Frigid - Man with long thin, knife - obvious
Fingon - A leaping wolf - ie sensitive topic, safer not to ask
Noodles - A baby with an umbilical chord - clearly issues of some sort, we'll leave him be in case the net police are reading
Karmakosmonaut - Man with spikey helmet - obvious
Jaden - A cigarette, is he trying to make up for something?

And lastly, me - all spiny and as thick as an arm, with a ghostly figure staring down in wonder. Yes, I think we have a winner.


it's odin. and that's a spear.

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FrigidSymphony wrote:
Zad wrote:
It's actually interesting looking at people's avatars and working out their penis size from the clues given. Freud, doncha know.

Frigid - Man with long thin, knife - obvious
Fingon - A leaping wolf - ie sensitive topic, safer not to ask
Noodles - A baby with an umbilical chord - clearly issues of some sort, we'll leave him be in case the net police are reading
Karmakosmonaut - Man with spikey helmet - obvious
Jaden - A cigarette, is he trying to make up for something?

And lastly, me - all spiny and as thick as an arm, with a ghostly figure staring down in wonder. Yes, I think we have a winner.


it's odin. and that's a spear.


Sure. Why's it between his legs, then?


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Kathaarian wrote:
Cara wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Cara wrote:
Jaden wrote:
[img]JADEN%20STOP%20POSTING%20PICTURES%20OF%20YOURSELF[/img]
:wub:


You think a guy who is full of himself is cute... that's like me saying Paris Hilton is decent looking.
OR, I could think his appearance is cute, rather than his attitute towards himself. But still, who wouldn't flaunt that? He's hot and he knows it.

Karmakosmonaut wrote:
Cara thinks I'm hotter than Jaden. Cara matters.
Got that right. :wub: :wub:


Don't flatter yourself honey. You're the only chick around.

Um. Excuse me?


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Cara wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Cara wrote:
Jaden wrote:
[img]JADEN%20STOP%20POSTING%20PICTURES%20OF%20YOURSELF[/img]
:wub:


You think a guy who is full of himself is cute... that's like me saying Paris Hilton is decent looking.
OR, I could think his appearance is cute, rather than his attitute towards himself. But still, who wouldn't flaunt that? He's hot and he knows it.

Karmakosmonaut wrote:
Cara thinks I'm hotter than Jaden. Cara matters.
Got that right. :wub: :wub:


Don't flatter yourself honey. You're the only chick around.

Um. Excuse me?


At that moment you weren't around. Of course I didn't forget you.


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Trouble in paradise!


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Kathaarian wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Cara wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Cara wrote:
Jaden wrote:
[img]JADEN%20STOP%20POSTING%20PICTURES%20OF%20YOURSELF[/img]
:wub:


You think a guy who is full of himself is cute... that's like me saying Paris Hilton is decent looking.
OR, I could think his appearance is cute, rather than his attitute towards himself. But still, who wouldn't flaunt that? He's hot and he knows it.

Karmakosmonaut wrote:
Cara thinks I'm hotter than Jaden. Cara matters.
Got that right. :wub: :wub:


Don't flatter yourself honey. You're the only chick around.

Um. Excuse me?


At that moment you weren't around. Of course I didn't forget you.

Just making sure.


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Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Carnifex Umbris wrote:
Kathaarian wrote:
Cara wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
Cara wrote:
Jaden wrote:
[img]JADEN%20STOP%20POSTING%20PICTURES%20OF%20YOURSELF[/img]
:wub:


You think a guy who is full of himself is cute... that's like me saying Paris Hilton is decent looking.
OR, I could think his appearance is cute, rather than his attitute towards himself. But still, who wouldn't flaunt that? He's hot and he knows it.

Karmakosmonaut wrote:
Cara thinks I'm hotter than Jaden. Cara matters.
Got that right. :wub: :wub:


Don't flatter yourself honey. You're the only chick around.

Um. Excuse me?


At that moment you weren't around. Of course I didn't forget you.

Just making sure.


You are in my heart.


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Zad wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
Zad wrote:
It's actually interesting looking at people's avatars and working out their penis size from the clues given. Freud, doncha know.

Frigid - Man with long thin, knife - obvious
Fingon - A leaping wolf - ie sensitive topic, safer not to ask
Noodles - A baby with an umbilical chord - clearly issues of some sort, we'll leave him be in case the net police are reading
Karmakosmonaut - Man with spikey helmet - obvious
Jaden - A cigarette, is he trying to make up for something?

And lastly, me - all spiny and as thick as an arm, with a ghostly figure staring down in wonder. Yes, I think we have a winner.


it's odin. and that's a spear.


Sure. Why's it between his legs, then?


It's behind him.

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Zad wrote:
It's actually interesting looking at people's avatars and working out their penis size from the clues given. Freud, doncha know.

Frigid - Man with long thin, knife - obvious
Fingon - A leaping wolf - ie sensitive topic, safer not to ask
Noodles - A baby with an umbilical chord - clearly issues of some sort, we'll leave him be in case the net police are reading
Karmakosmonaut - Man with spikey helmet - obvious
Jaden - A cigarette, is he trying to make up for something?

And lastly, me - all spiny and as thick as an arm, with a ghostly figure staring down in wonder. Yes, I think we have a winner.


I must have a giant MASTODON dick then.


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FrigidSymphony wrote:
It's behind him.


This just gets better. Why is it behind him, Fridge?

heatseeker wrote:
I must have a giant MASTODON dick then.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantitis


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Zad wrote:
FrigidSymphony wrote:
It's behind him.


This just gets better. Why is it behind him, Fridge?

heatseeker wrote:
I must have a giant MASTODON dick then.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantitis


:lol:


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Zad wrote:
heatseeker wrote:
I must have a giant MASTODON dick then.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elephantitis


:lol:


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It's been a while since I last posted anything here. Here's a recent photo of me from my webcam.

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this is an old picture of me :)




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