Metal Reviews

Jaden : That is a cool picture. Great photography.

Cara : Don't let yourself get caught up in nonsense here. Listen to Jaden. You are an attractive young woman. Who cares what some may think or say.

IMO you're both cool.

Indeed.

And real men have pubes up to their bellybuttons.

That is a very nice picture with a cool smoke effect, but it doesn't make me want to go out and start smoking. I think smoking is kinda gross.

Does anyone remember when Jaden used to post about how smoking and drinking were for losers? And then he got drunk one night and got his end away (as we say) and started makiong loads of posts about how he liked getting drunk?

Good times.

just kinda?

Okay, it's horribly gross. The first time I got drunk in my life someone tried to offer me a cigarette and I ate it instead. I hate the smell of it in my hair that lingers around after I've been to a gig. Get this, smoking inside venues is prohibited, but I still get the stench from walking past the smoking train outside of the venue.

When it was legal to smoke inside venues my life was hell. I remember coming home from seeing Behemoth for the first time and feeling like vomiting all over the place from the secondhand smoke. When I saw Behemoth for the second time smoking inside was already illegal. Bliss.

I don't mind considerate smokers who smoke away from me. Even if I can smell it it's okay. What I hate are smoke-walking assholes, assholes who smoke at building exits so I get a lungful when I come out, and people who smoke in the middle of large crowds, eg waiting for fireworks displays.

When I pickle my liver I'm not pickling anyone else's liver, there is no such thing as secondhand drunk.

I disagree.

Smoking is probably the third best thing that happened to my life...

yEAH SMOKING COck ahajajajhahajajahahah

I see what you did there.

You utter bitch. I was planning a 'Jaden's picture makes me want to smoke fags' joke...

LOLOLOLOLOL pwnage

What the fuck?

FUCKING YEAH!, me with a leather jacket!, finally!


(pic is bad because as you can see it has been taken by a mobile phone, and it's reversed, fucking mobile phone cameras they're so lame)

i'm planning on getting my hair cut in the next few days so i took a before picture

Pete's, like, your evil twin.

I don't agree with Ken often, but he's dead right. Real men have pubes up to their belly buttons

that means two things:
- He is not a real man
OR
- He is gay

So, as of this weekend I'll be in the glasses wearing club! I'll post up some pictures. I'm secretly hoping they might make me look a bit like Steven Wilson.