Metal Reviews

rofl.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

You stupid monkey!

I just heard Edguy - Lavatory Love Machine, and liked it. I am now, officially, a Power Metal Fag.



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8)

Ian McKellen rules.

hahaha!!! Mckellen does rule!!!!!

Hypnotic.

Heh, wierd that the source regards what he said as the height of controversy.

In this day and age... :roll:

And:

In this day and age... :roll:

Our ancestors interbred with monkeys!

Awesome!

Often have I thought that it is quite a pity that I am too square-minded to believe in reincarnation. There are so many cool animals that I would like to be reborn as.

Perhaps a mosquito. Just flying around on summer eves with the purpose of stalking mankind, ripe for disease, until they have to withdraw from their little gardens with their barbecues and beers. There are so many people I would like to infect with malaria: George Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, P Diddy, Eminem, the pope, Anders Fogh etc. etc.

Perhaps an African elephant. Walking around in the sunrise, with my big ears waving in the breeze, submerged in deep thoughts, well knowing that should anyone have the audacity of disturbing my morning stroll I could break their bodies with little effort. A lifespan as long as that of man, but so much more meaningful.. Being able to scratch myself on the back with my trunk.. Hmm..

Perhaps a dolphin. The only animal -besides man- known to engage in sexual intercourse for the fun of it (and almost without foreplay, weee). Swimming playfully around in the vast ocean, screwing and eating fresh fish. Sounds appealing too..

I think I'll go with the elaphant.. What would you be reborn as if you could choose freely?

A human.

Looks like Ian McKellen and Rio are the only reasons worth watching the Da Vinci Code.

Which is fair enough. I was expecting more from Audrey Tautou, seeing as every film (three) I've seen her in has been brilliant. I'll probably watch it anyway, just to see Rio as a murderous albino monk.

Wow, the diseased looking complexion makes Paul Bettany look even more like me, not to mention the murderous violence.

That last part is a joke, by the way.

I could watch Audrey Tatou sell double glazing. So it will be at least watchable on one level.

Being an elephant is all very well, until some crazy hunter shoots you to take your tusks :evil:

I would like to be a cat. All day spent eating, sleeping, and falling out of trees but remaining impervious to the fall. Awesome!

I'd like to come back as a butterfly...because no one ever suspects the butterfly. :twisted:

:idea:

Actually, scratch that, I'd like to come back as a T-Rex, because everyone suspects the T-Rex, but can't do a damn thing about it.

^ Actually I'm surprised that wasn't your first choice, haha..




Yes. Maybe I'll spend this existence poaching poachers to make my future existence as an elephant more secure.

The lifestyle of the cat is also a pleasant one.. Cats also have the advantage that if you have done something you shouldn't have done, you can always play with a ball of yarn and look adorable until people forgive you..

@ Zad: Boooring