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Mike
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You have a wife and are old...


No you didn't cross the line:)


Is 24 old?


God, I hope not!! Because that would mean that I belong in a museum.

And they ask me why I drink!! :D
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Okay... You've been babbling about trying to get pregnant which means I thought you were a little older. How long have you guys been married?
If you're just trying, you're not doing it right. OH!
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Brahm, I can hardly contain myself here. I will be making a life size poster of you to put in my basement (when I get my house).

I got my specs about a year and a half ago. :cool: <-They make me look cool like the yellow face.


Your face is the last thing I see before I fall asleep each night.

Zad: Hmm, I never did notice that, but ya, I kind of do look like Sascha Baren Cohen, except he can actually grow facial hair.
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Cara
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metalNESS wrote:
metal_xxx wrote:
You have a wife and are old...


No you didn't cross the line:)


Is 24 old?
YOU'RE ONLY 24?! Jesus.
i'm dating a 24 year old.
That's crazy.
And you're married and trying to have a child.
NUTS I SAY
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Ness
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Cara wrote:
metalNESS wrote:
metal_xxx wrote:
You have a wife and are old...


No you didn't cross the line:)


Is 24 old?
YOU'RE ONLY 24?! Jesus.
i'm dating a 24 year old.
That's crazy.
And you're married and trying to have a child.
NUTS I SAY


AND, about to get a house with Brahm chained up in the basement for some fun bondage.
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This thread often keeps me awake at night :wacko:
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Metalface. I think I was suitably hammered at this point. You'd think that I'd make more posts pertaining to music here, perhaps even metal, but oh well. I'm on the right, by the way. I am not a girl.
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Kathaarian
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crap
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For a moment I thought that that girl haves that hairy hands and I was thinking "OMFG how ugly hands that girl haves" then I realized that are yours... Sometimes I impress myself with my stupidity
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Cara
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I totally thought so too.
ahahahah
ew.
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showmaster wrote:
For a moment I thought that that girl haves that hairy hands and I was thinking "OMFG how ugly hands that girl haves" then I realized that are yours... Sometimes I impress myself with my stupidity


This is your best line since joining the site. But you are not alone in the impressing yourself by being stupid group.
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My farewell to my best friend who is now in Iraq.

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OldSchool
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Wintermute wrote:
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Metalface. I think I was suitably hammered at this point. You'd think that I'd make more posts pertaining to music here, perhaps even metal, but oh well. I'm on the right, by the way. I am not a girl.


Does anybody else think the girl looks like she's just craving for a cumshot, or am I the only pervert?
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Cara
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That's an ugly waiting-for-a-cum-shot face.
ahahahah
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Dago
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Goddamn it.
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Goat
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I didn't think that originally, but I can't not now...
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Rhys
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Cara, why not show us your waiting for a cumshot face.... :P
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Cara
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ahahahahah.
you'd like that too much.
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Rhys
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never.... >_> <_< >_>
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found it.
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