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ahhh yes, the Carlotn Draught Ad, I remember they used to play it like, every ad break on tv lol.


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That is fucking awesome!

By the way this thread is a total laughfest :lol:


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What do you get if you cross grindcore with a reckless disregard for the welfare of marine amphibians?

Turtle fucking destruction.

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My favorite post ever. :lol:


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What do you get if you cross grindcore with a reckless disregard for the welfare of marine amphibians?

Turtle fucking destruction.

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My favorite post ever. :lol:


Thanks, Arthur! I was pretty proud of that gag but everyone else ignored it...


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Hehe great minds think alike. :P


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someone please explain that joke :|

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someone please explain that joke :|


Total Fucking Destruction = Grind band


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Geddit?


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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

WHAT A NICE JOKE :lol:

seriously though, nice joke.

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Them crazy Czechs...

Watch the video of it if you can, hilarious.

Fathers For Justice rule.

Their homepage.


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BM Porn

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males and females wanting to be part of part 2. contact us


Oooooooh Misssssssshaaaaaaaa! :wink:


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BM Porn

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males and females wanting to be part of part 2. contact us


Oooooooh Misssssssshaaaaaaaa! :wink:


Suprised no-one picked up on that.


Anyway, Grutle Kjellson's clean vocals pwn Ihsahn's any day. Enslaved ROOOOL!!!!!!!!1111111111111


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Why is The Simpsons so awful now?


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Am I REALLY the only one annoyed that the "2005 Top 5 Metalcore & Alt Metal Releases - VOTING ONLY!" sticky hasn't been removed yet, even though we're in MAY!
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Yes you are. And now it bugs me too. Thanks.


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Haha it annoys the shit out of me as well.


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Kathaarian wrote:
Yes you are. And now it bugs me too. Thanks.


I'd post in the site forum about it, except I'd get murdered (OMG what does it matter if there's a stupid amateur mistake on our professional website).

Suprised none of teh team's noticed it, to be honest. Maybe this proves that none of them give a toss about the avant-garde forum after all...

watch how quick it vanishes, now...


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Why is The Simpsons so awful now?


Oh god alot of these new ones are freaking terrible. The show has sort of degraded into a self parody, like the episodes are being written by someone trying to make fun of the show. (Alot of shows end up that way, that's why you are supposed to go out on top.) I read somewhere that Groening wanted to end it at season 10, but the network wasn't going to let that happen, so now he is still in the credits but has no direct involvement with the show, hence the shittyness.


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I could believe that. Its a totally differnet show with a bunch of totally differnet characters that just happen to share the appearance and voices of the old ones. In fact, even some the voices are off now - Homer and Mr Burns in particular.


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Simpsons progressively get worse.
South Park progressively get better.


Edit - This is my 1st time posting in this thread

2nd edit - would it be - get worse(get better) or gets worse (gets better)?


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I could believe that. Its a totally differnet show with a bunch of totally differnet characters that just happen to share the appearance and voices of the old ones. In fact, even some the voices are off now - Homer and Mr Burns in particular.


Yeah, homer has gone back to that deep voice he had in season 1. plus moe's voice is deeper and MUCH less funny, so is burns, and even lisa sounds different, more like Yeardley (the voice actor's) real voice.

Fuck, i mean theres only so much you can do with the one idea. The stories these days are either outlandish or draw inspiration from the classic episodes from yesteryear. I mean marge almost had an affair when she left home and to work in dugong preservation. Er, guys, you already did that show in season ONE when marge went bowling and almost had an affair! The show should have ended years ago, now its just pissing on its legacy as one of the best shows on tv ever.

Anyone know about the movie? I really hope it doesnt suck :roll:


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