Metal Reviews

It seems he doesn't know the power behind that photograph.

You're all talking nonsense my Brothers, Lord Noodles obviously is satisfied and deems our offering worthy. "Umm" is his own way to express it, we just haven't the intellectual faculty to understand its meaning.

Lord Noodles loves us and will save us all.

@ Thomas: nice pic, you look good for a mere mortal.

Now that I think of it, that Umm is like an Ooooooommmmmm. He's meditating, praying, and saving our unworthy souls from impending dooooooooom.

Don't be dazzled brother. Join the cult and be enlightened. It's time for doin thangs

Is this divine music, Master?

At first sight I thought you had modified the title of the cover (looks edited), but this is the real deal. That guy really looks like a bear, and he even has honey dropping from his name. Amazing.

Truly amazing, rofl

This is the best thing I've ever seen. You truly are The Lord for a reason, my Lord.

HAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god i'm crying a little from the laughter.

I'm glad you are amused, but it's not supposed to be funny.

Doin thangs would be a great US Presidential campaign slogan. Too bad our Lord is Canadian.

Our Noodz is aiming higher than that. He's going to rule the whole world.

And we, humble cockroaches that we are, intend to help him with our limited powers and firm dedication.

Um no. I see this just like the Branch Davidians with Noodles as David Koresh. He will sucker you guys in like Koresh resulting in a massive raid that will kill you all. You have all been brainwashed.

You've been warned

Shit, does that make me the Fed who (allegedly) throws the incendiary grenade? No doubt the evidence will show that the cultists started the fires themselves.

hey

Hipster!

Thanks, I didn't want to have to say it.