Pussy Vs Beer

Metalhead_Bastard · **Posted:** Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:22 pm

Sorry for another post, but an edit may have been missed.

What do you consider to be CC's best album and ND's worst?

Goat · **Posted:** Tue Jan 31, 2006 9:22 pm

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Well, I really enjoy CC, so it's definantly a matter of opinion, but I betcha weren't expecting me to actually prove it, were ya?

Napalm Death's worst album is infinately better than CC's best.

No, I wasn't.

In your opinion of course.

I wasn't expecting you to prove it in my opinion?

Yes, I know.

Action Jesus · **Joined:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:35 am **Posts:** 145

Zad, you are one of the more judgemental and critical people I've seen in a while. You are entitled to your opinion man... but that is probably the 4th time I've seen you criticize America in the last week or two. I don't consider getting drunk off your ass and laughing at trees any more mature than silly jokes.

I thought it was pretty fun, but I'll admit I am still a virgin though I've engaged in... sexual activity :twisted: .

MetalKnight · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:42 am

Ha. Pussy reigns over beer ad infinitum 24hrs a day 7 days a week!! This question was probably aimed at bozos anyway, otherwise it would be redundant...

Zad wrote:

metalNESS wrote:

Zad wrote:

Dago wrote:

Zad wrote:

I didn't find it that funny. Americans have such a child-like sense of humour.

I second that, but not all of them.

Alright, but a lot of them. Look at the supposedly hilarious films they make...

You just have a bad sense of humor.

Finding Ben Stiller unfunny is a bad sense of humour?
Ditto Owen Wilson Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto?
Ditto Adam Sandler Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto?
Ditto Will Ferrrill Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto Ditto?
Ditto etc?

I think not. You poor bastards just get blasted with it 24/7. You haven't even reached the level now that Monty Python was at in their heyday.

Ben Stiller - very funny!
Owen Wilson - funny!
Adam Sandler - very funny!
Will Ferrel - totally maximum funny!!!!11

...also Jim Carrey was mentioned - funny ad infinitum!!!!!!11100110

I also do like Monty Python. Oh, I do wish they would rerun the series plus then the films!!

Zad wrote:

I get tortured with Sandler because the Little Brothers love him, the shits. And Jim Carey was quite good in Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, but generally pretty shit. What's this new one of his like?

The new Jim movie is a REMAKE (the ungodliest of curse words) of "Fun with Dick and Jane", it's supposedly not very good/funny... even by the fans' standards :(

Zad wrote:

Radagast wrote:

Before we get all up ourselves, lets remember there's hardly been anything close to funny on British TV for years (a few notable exceptions aside).

League Of Gentlemen?
Spaced?
Little Britain? (pushing it, I know)
You have the TV, I don't.

But I'm not just talking TV. Our stand-ups are far superior to theirs, our films are better, radio, etc. British sense of humour in general > American one, is my point.

I tend to laugh my ass off to more to the likes of these:

The Sketch Show
TV to Go
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Green Wing
The Fast Show
Swiss Toni
Coupling

...and most notably: BOTTOM!! My fav! <3 <3

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

Zad wrote:

Metalhead_Bastard wrote:

At the earlier point, I think Jim Carrey is funny at times, and his favourite band is Cannibal Corpse, so he does get some metal points.

Prove it.

Deleted scene from AV:PD where he sings Hammer Smashed face, info on CC's Wikipedia page (or Jim Carrey's) and some old interview I was reading. Don't have the links because of gAyOL, so you'll have to look yourself. www.video.google.com search Cannibal Corpse and the deleted scene is there.

Haha! I've never heard of that!! :lol:

And thanx for pointing out the link! Though it was too lowq to be of good use :( Maybe I try finding a better version on the net... :roll:

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:16 pm

Action Jesus wrote:

Zad, you are one of the more judgemental and critical people I've seen in a while. You are entitled to your opinion man... but that is probably the 4th time I've seen you criticize America in the last week or two. I don't consider getting drunk off your ass and laughing at trees any more mature than silly jokes.

I thought it was pretty fun, but I'll admit I am still a virgin though I've engaged in... sexual activity :twisted: .

Compared to how a lot of people view Americans over here, you should make me the Ambassador. You should see Stefan go off on them... As for being judgemental, please. I watch a lot of films, and have had to endure a lot of crap. You can't tell me Hollywood is a good place in any form, artistically, morally, anything.

Hey, I laugh at stupid unfunny American films as well when drunk. I laugh at the serious ones, too.

And MetalKnight, Ben Stiller is not funny. If I wanted to watch grown men humiliating themselves, I'd watch the Liberal Democrats at PMQT.

Stefan · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:20 pm

Zad wrote:

Action Jesus wrote:

Zad, you are one of the more judgemental and critical people I've seen in a while. You are entitled to your opinion man... but that is probably the 4th time I've seen you criticize America in the last week or two. I don't consider getting drunk off your ass and laughing at trees any more mature than silly jokes.

I thought it was pretty fun, but I'll admit I am still a virgin though I've engaged in... sexual activity :twisted: .

Compared to how a lot of people view Americans over here, you should make me the Ambassador. You should see Stefan go off on them... As for being judgemental, please. I watch a lot of films, and have had to endure a lot of crap. You can't tell me Hollywood is a good place in any form, artistically, morally, anything.

Hey, I laugh at stupid unfunny American films as well when drunk. I laugh at the serious ones, too.

And MetalKnight, Ben Stiller is not funny. If I wanted to watch grown men humiliating themselves, I'd watch the Liberal Democrats at PMQT.

what did I do ? :shock:

I don't hate americans, I just hate Bush and his bunch of evil-assholes. and I think most americans are being kept ignorant so that they vote for the right candidate (for we all know how most american mainstream medias are conservative).

NP
Judas Priest "British Steel" (the classics never lie)

Goat · **Posted:** Wed Feb 01, 2006 2:29 pm

Stefan wrote:

what did I do ? :shock:

I don't hate americans, I just hate Bush and his bunch of evil-assholes. and I think most americans are being kept ignorant so that they vote for the right candidate (for we all know how most american mainstream medias are conservative).

NP
Judas Priest "British Steel" (the classics never lie)

Come on, you vs Valefor? And hey, I agree with you. Just denying the fact I'm judgemental et al.

Action Jesus · **Joined:** Sat Dec 31, 2005 6:35 am **Posts:** 145

Haha... fuck it. I'm not going to say anything more because it seems I'm turning every topic I touch into a debate. Just don't classify people so much, Zad!

North From Here · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 12:14 am

I didn't choose to become an American, it just kinda happened that way. Hollywood is not a good thing, and I think most reasonable Americans would agree with that.

Ness · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 1:19 am

emperorblackdoom wrote:

I didn't choose to become an American, it just kinda happened that way. Hollywood is not a good thing, and I think most reasonable Americans would agree with that.

agreed with that

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:37 pm

Obviously, I'm not saying if you are American, you are scum. Just that the majority of Americans I've met (and I've met a few) are arrogant, rude idiots.

That doesn't mean you Yanks on here are the same (well, you might be, I haven't met any of you...).

Stefan · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 3:47 pm

Zad wrote:

Obviously, I'm not saying if you are American, you are scum. Just that the majority of Americans I've met (and I've met a few) are arrogant, rude idiots.

That doesn't mean you Yanks on here are the same (well, you might be, I haven't met any of you...).

actually, most of the americans I've met while traveling through Asia were pretty polite/civilized/intelligent people... strangely, none of those were supporting Bush (and not just to fit but they hated him with passion)... I think more americans should travel the world with nothing but a backpack and a curious mind... the problem is not many do which makes them think USA is the center of the Universe... silly really... :roll:

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:10 pm

Stefan wrote:

Zad wrote:

Obviously, I'm not saying if you are American, you are scum. Just that the majority of Americans I've met (and I've met a few) are arrogant, rude idiots.

That doesn't mean you Yanks on here are the same (well, you might be, I haven't met any of you...).

actually, most of the americans I've met while traveling through Asia were pretty polite/civilized/intelligent people... strangely, none of those were supporting Bush (and not just to fit but they hated him with passion)... I think more americans should travel the world with nothing but a backpack and a curious mind... the problem is not many do which makes them think USA is the center of the Universe... silly really... :roll:

Probably a different group of people...the sort that goes backpacking in Thailand aren't the arrogant bastards you get in Europe on business trips/whatever.

Stefan · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:14 pm

Zad wrote:

Stefan wrote:

Zad wrote:

Obviously, I'm not saying if you are American, you are scum. Just that the majority of Americans I've met (and I've met a few) are arrogant, rude idiots.

That doesn't mean you Yanks on here are the same (well, you might be, I haven't met any of you...).

actually, most of the americans I've met while traveling through Asia were pretty polite/civilized/intelligent people... strangely, none of those were supporting Bush (and not just to fit but they hated him with passion)... I think more americans should travel the world with nothing but a backpack and a curious mind... the problem is not many do which makes them think USA is the center of the Universe... silly really... :roll:

Probably a different group of people...the sort that goes backpacking in Thailand aren't the arrogant bastards you get in Europe on business trips/whatever.

I'm not just talking young backpackers... (well most of them were :oops: )

what I mean is that it's good to learn to see things with a different perspective and that traveling and meeting people of other cultures/religions helps a lot.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 4:16 pm

Quote:

I'm not just talking young backpackers... (well most of them were )

what I mean is that it's good to learn to see things with a different perspective and that traveling and meeting people of other cultures/religions helps a lot.

Oh, sure. I'm agreeing with you.

North From Here · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:35 pm

Zad wrote:

Obviously, I'm not saying if you are American, you are scum. Just that the majority of Americans I've met (and I've met a few) are arrogant, rude idiots.

That doesn't mean you Yanks on here are the same (well, you might be, I haven't met any of you...).

Most Americans I've met (and I've met quite a few) are arrogant, rude idiots too.

Balthashack · **Joined:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:23 pm **Posts:** 17

I wouldn't say Americans are any worse than Europeans. Especially the French! And they're probably the most racist country there, what with banning hijabs and minority opression.

Goat · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:49 pm

Balthashack wrote:

I wouldn't say Americans are any worse than Europeans. Especially the French! And they're probably the most racist country there, what with banning hijabs and minority opression.

I don't know. I mean, Wales is pretty nasty.

Fingon · **Joined:** Sun Mar 20, 2005 3:11 pm **Posts:** 3207

Balthashack wrote:

I wouldn't say Americans are any worse than Europeans. Especially the French! And they're probably the most racist country there, what with banning hijabs and minority opression.

i seriously doubt that, what about Russia?

Stefan · **Posted:** Thu Feb 02, 2006 5:58 pm

Fingon wrote:

Balthashack wrote:

I wouldn't say Americans are any worse than Europeans. Especially the French! And they're probably the most racist country there, what with banning hijabs and minority opression.

i seriously doubt that, what about Russia?

japan, poland also...

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